Ok I made one more.
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Ying: Why do people even like dogs?! There just little monsters that ruin your life, think about they’re little needy monsters that chew on everything you own including you, take up all your social time, never shut up till they take your attention on whatever your doing and they shed everywhere!
*everyone in the shelter giving ying horrified looks*
James: GET OUT OF MY SHELTER!
Ying: No wait I want to get the bunnies legally!
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Jean: Max, Sam did you two eat all the powder donuts?
Max: What no?
Sam: Why?
Jean: Then what’s that white powder on your pants Sam.
Sam: Um… well… that’s um…
Max: Cocaine!
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Natsu: If Loki and I were drowning… who would you save?
Val: You morons can’t swim?
Loki: It’s a hypothetical question. Who would you save?
Val: I would save my time and effort.
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Edward: Big Mood.
Zhan: What does that mean, Big mood?
Edward: Oh it means like, me too, I guess.
Zhan: Thank you Edward.
*1 week later at the end of Student Council*
Saber: You know I’m kinda worried about the trouble makers. There antics are getting more… wilder…
Zhan: Big mood Saber, Big mood.
Saber: Edward what did you do!?
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*me Breaking forth wall*
UW: Hmm… wait… did I write Ying to have undiagnosed ADHD?…
*thinks about certain Ying’s behavior*
UW: Hmmm…. Nope! His just easily distracted like a puppy which he would fear.
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Vi: Guys do either of you three have any skeletons in the closet?
Jinx: Litterally…
Harley: Or figuratively?…
Shizuo: Because there is a answer to both those…
Vi: Guys honestly, the fact I have to even specify… just… why?!
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Adam: Today Ying your gonna try and give Legoshi a hug or at least close enough to him without screaming or running away.
Ying: Yeah no. Not happening. Just gonna climb out this window have a nice day. *half way out the window*
Adam: how!? I locked those windows!
Ying: I broke them when your back was turned!
Adam: *low growling*
Ying: Shit you look pissed. Bye! *jumps out window*
Shiro: *Peeks in through door* so... I'm guessing he escape again?
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Hu Tao: From now on we will be using code names!
Law: Not happening.
Hu Tao: You will address me as Eagle one.
Hu Tao: Law’s codename: Been there done that.
Hu Tao: Knox is: Currently doing that.
Hu Tao: Shizuka is: It happened once in a dream.
Miho: Please stop...
Hu Tao: NEVER! Whilheim’s codename: If I had to pick a dude.
Hu Tao: and Chiyo your eagle two.
Chiyo: Okay sweetie.
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James: *on the phone running to Pauline’s office* Ok Pauline, I got your text is it a town emergency, a office emergency, a nail emergency, a Pokemon emergency, a swordman group emergency or a- *froze opening Pauline’s office door*
James: Oh a hair emergency! What happened?!
Pauline: I was following this tutorial on YouTube when an explosion that I'll worry about later goes off and...
James: Dont worry darling your best friend in town is here to saw the day. So sit back relax and let James take care of it. *shuts her office blinds*
*two hours later*
James: See! It's all good!
Pauline: Yeah... Why'd you shut the blinds.
James: It was for your own sanity...
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*near the end of school year right before yearbooks are released*
Ying: Ha! I can't wait for when the yearbooks come out to show we were voted best couple!
Korra and Asami: Excuse me?!
Diana and Akko: Your not the only couple.
Edward and Saber: In this school!
Lelouch and Suzaku: We're clearly the better couple anyway.
Ichigo and Natsu: Yeah no... It's us. Clearly.
Ying and Zhan: No! It's us we started this whole debate!
*20 minutes later*
Isabelle: Thats why your all in detention!? You had a couples battle?!
Ying: Worth it!