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Post by Underworld Witch on Dec 3, 2022 7:06:49 GMT
Shizuo: 10 minutes…. I just want 10 minutes of peace and quiet from all of you!
Harley, Jinx, Venti, and Clopin sitting down like they’re in trouble after they clearly had chaotic interactions in the bar as many things in the bar were now colorful.
Venti: We aren’t as much trouble as they are… are we?
Shizuo: Do you really want to test that theory?! Do ya?! Do ya?! Now stay quiet. 10 minutes. *walks to his office*
Clopin: They’re once was a fool named Venti, who thought his songs were plenty. Till today when I came on stage, and he voice became-
Shizuo: *throws chair at wall nearly hitting Clopin’s head and glares through his door* 10 silent minutes. __________________________________
Val: Alright, Natsu, Zuko and Keith. You are team fire cracker.
Zuko: Wait why are we called team fire cracker?!
Natsu: That’s not fair to give us that label.
Val: We’ll see.
*3 minutes later*
Keith: HOW DID WE SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE!?
Zuko: I BLAME NATSU!
Natsu: WHAT! I did absolutely nothing! __________________________________
Hu Tao: I need an adult…
Boo Tao: But you are an adult…
Hu Tao: I NEED AN ADULTER-ADULT! __________________________________
Yu: Alright class welcome to the first flying class of the year!
Ying: *half asleep* Why is it soo early!
Yu: Because I don’t trust any of you to fly at night.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jan 19, 2023 15:15:09 GMT
Ying: *running into the dorms lobby and slams a paper down* HA! In your face!
Louis: A paper… wow… so impressive.
Ying: No what’s on the paper!
Val: Is it your expulsion letter to your family?
Natsu: Is it a breakup letter from Zhan?
Camilo: Is it a bill from the city?
Ying: No. NO! And that was in yesterday’s mail. But just read it damn it!
Louis: This certificate is made in honor of one month of… Sobriety… holy shit.
Ying: HA! Told you I could be sober for a month. Now pay up so I can celebrate. Oh what should I drink first? Beer, vodka, oh- *He rambles about drinks to drink*
Louis: An there goes his progress… __________________________________
Lisa: Diluc, Jean would you two still love me if I was a worm?
Diluc: What kind of question is-
Jean: Yes.
Harley: Awww… Shizuo would love your staff if we were all-
Shizuo: Nope. __________________________________
Eclipsa: So you gave the students all detention because of a sandwich?
Akemi: No one could decide which was the proper way to make a PB&J. A war broke out… it was madness… MADNESS!
Syndrome: That’s stupid PB & J sandwiches are all made the same way you put the peanut butter on first then then the Jelly-
Ivy: On the same slice of bread? No. Your suppose to put jelly on one slice of bread and peanut butter on the other.
Akemi: Oh no…
Alastair: No your suppose to toast the slices of bread then put peanut butter on both sides and the jelly in the middle.
Mirajane: WHAT?! No! That’s wrong I am mother I should know that is wrong sir!
Akemi: ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!
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Post by RuneDrake on May 27, 2023 20:35:47 GMT
A small chaos event around.
Sam: *shooting at Max while having an apple over the head* Hold still little buddy!
Max: When are we going to have a new case, Sam?
Sam: I can ask... Hey! Shiro, do we have to do this?
Shiro: I am not going to say that word. The last time I did, you destroyed both the garage door with your car, assaulted civilians with stupid trivia, assaulted the courtroom with stupid evidence...
Sam: And we brought and discovered cookies existence. Both sentient and edible.
Max: Still thinking we should have that chocolate flavor than the almond one. *munching a piece of cookie*
Almond Cookie: *with a munched hole over its head* Excuse me as I go to the bakery again to repair this...
Diluc: Better not. Cuz'...
(outside the police department where the kids have milkshakes or milk in glasses)
Timmy T.: Don't worry, he must get off sooner or later.
(Myth Island)
Yugo: Okay, let's have a small reunion to talk about the recently new additions we have witnessed Lunaville.
Karma: About what... The sentient cookies the police discovered in that drunk-session they have and not invited... Not now, Ying.
Ying: *with a bottle in his hands already drunk* perhaps I can discover a new sentient thing like those cup brothers that joined a few moons ago. Like an orange or like a sword.
Loki: Sheesh, the moment the cards talk that would be the day I would start be drunk with you.
TKO: At least, there are no clothes that can are sentient. Or we shall be wearing them while looking at us at any moment.
Satuo: Many thanks. Now I will have nightmares thanks to that vision.
Camilo: I swear in the kitchen there is a talking toaster. Alike the vacuum cleaner, the electric-sheet, a lamp, a radio...and...television.
Gregory: Dude, better stop drinking coffee. You are already accomplished three days been awake. Sleep for your sake.
Camilo: Never! *drinking coffee with his eyes so tired and bags below his eyelids* I swear the toaster can talks.
Ruffnutt: Yeah... I know a few vehicles are sentient as well thanks to Noah like trains, airplanes and cars. Mainly cars.
Yugo: Either way, we should be alert this time. We don't want a sentient object alongside us or there will be trouble about our new hideout.
Natsu: Like sausages?
Nanako: To the corner!
Natsu (facing a corner of the room they are): I meant in seriously...
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 21, 2023 4:44:47 GMT
I came up with new ideas after adding Kaveh as my character enjoy my crazy train.
Jessie: Alright James, show me your new boyfriends I’m dying to meet them.
James: Your gonna interrogate them aren’t you?
Jessie: If I feel like it.
*enters black moon bar usually craziness*
Kaveh: although it’s very sweet of you we have discussed this… YOU CANT PUNCH MY PHONE!
Shizuo: I KNOW THAT BUT I CANT FLY TO FRANCE TO PUNCH YOUR STEPDAD! SO IM GONNA PUNCH THE WALL INSTEAD!
Kaveh: Don’t you dare!
Harley: DO IT! Fly to France to only just punch someone!
Jinx: Yeah! Punch a man for your man!
Xue Yang: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Roxy: Oh god why isn’t Osamu answere the phone!
Venti: Note to self… write this info down later.
Jessie: …
James: ….
Other bar patrons:….
James: Looks like they’re not here let’s go somewhere else…
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Post by RuneDrake on Oct 24, 2023 16:26:38 GMT
Something from a game I used to play yet watch the developers have their fun with their own seasons as well.
Yugo: *with a television MYTH might stole or obtained by dubious sources yet he was clicking the remote control for something interesting to see* Man, adults have a lot of boring channels. Nothing good at all to watch"
L. Yugo: *appeared on sudden to put a channel about cooking* Oh! I need a good lesson for the incoming party Nanako is going to have.
D. Yugo: I do not care. What we want is something we can share with the others. Not stupid cooking lessons. We have Akemi for that.
*Then, an advertisement was announced by one of those random channels Yugo was clicking at random, likely something based in some sport channel.*
Announcer: "And we have a new course from the Mutant League Championship. We have shirts, merchandise, autographs and even some knocking their senses out by our stars from the different sports we have here in Sinnsinaty. But, wait, we are going to have more league champions who shall have their own voice to be call like the following...
*A group of creatures that look as a kind of orc, a robot, a massive human and a skeleton with fancy names alongside what are they saying.*
Crush McMauler: Hope you can see us kick the butt to the Mummies Weenies in the ice ring. WE shall make them eat our sticks even if their mouths are all so dried up. Hail the Brawlston Force!!
Bolt von Sparkssen: WE are the supreme ones who will keep up with the new scores once the ball arrive at our hands. The New Young Dragons would have to put their skins one we shed them for a new basket. The Technsylvania Man-Eaters are the best.
Arthur Avalon: Let me be clear! There is one sport you have to watch and that's the soccer one. Let me tell ya, the Blood Tigers of United-Killers would turn into oatmeal those Cuddly Bears of Spitpain who live in the clouds for sure.
Cackle Wishbones: Don't listen to the three! The real sport is the Football League. We can assure you there is no better team than us. The Putridelphia Devils. Better keep watching us kicking the butt of Chicargo Brutes. This season is ours!!
*The announcer appeared as a twin-headed orc who speaks in sentences each head.* Announcer: I am Brute Garrison. And I am Rupert Missile. And for the next days we are going to show what the teams of each sport had done over the years. And better watch to the end, cuz there is a possibility one of the leaders came to your city to do autographs and have photos. And some skullbashing as well. So, keep us watching in Demolition Sport Channel. The only place where sports and war are the same to us.
Yugo: *looking marvelled*
L. Yugo: Oh no!! Don't you even dare!!
D. Yugo: Heck yeah!! This changes all. This adults really have good stuff! We should advice the others.
L. Yugo: Who from all adults would love this kind of stuff?
*In some other place...*
Pauline: Oh!! Please, please!! Brawlston Force win this season!! I want to see Mocklahoma Bones eat the dust this year!! *looking the television after a long day working and making paperwork*
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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Oct 24, 2023 23:49:07 GMT
Something from a game I used to play yet watch the developers have their fun with their own seasons as well. Yugo: *with a television MYTH might stole or obtained by dubious sources yet he was clicking the remote control for something interesting to see* Man, adults have a lot of boring channels. Nothing good at all to watch" L. Yugo: *appeared on sudden to put a channel about cooking* Oh! I need a good lesson for the incoming party Nanako is going to have.
D. Yugo: I do not care. What we want is something we can share with the others. Not stupid cooking lessons. We have Akemi for that.
*Then, an advertisement was announced by one of those random channels Yugo was clicking at random, likely something based in some sport channel.* Announcer: "And we have a new course from the Mutant League Championship. We have shirts, merchandise, autographs and even some knocking their senses out by our stars from the different sports we have here in Sinnsinaty. But, wait, we are going to have more league champions who shall have their own voice to be call like the following... *A group of creatures that look as a kind of orc, a robot, a massive human and a skeleton with fancy names alongside what are they saying.* Crush McMauler: Hope you can see us kick the butt to the Mummies Weenies in the ice ring. WE shall make them eat our sticks even if their mouths are all so dried up. Hail the Brawlston Force!! Bolt von Sparkssen: WE are the supreme ones who will keep up with the new scores once the ball arrive at our hands. The New Young Dragons would have to put their skins one we shed them for a new basket. The Technsylvania Man-Eaters are the best. Arthur Avalon: Let me be clear! There is one sport you have to watch and that's the soccer one. Let me tell ya, the Blood Tigers of United-Killers would turn into oatmeal those Cuddly Bears of Spitpain who live in the clouds for sure. Cackle Wishbones: Don't listen to the three! The real sport is the Football League. We can assure you there is no better team than us. The Putridelphia Devils. Better keep watching us kicking the butt of Chicargo Brutes. This season is ours!! *The announcer appeared as a twin-headed orc who speaks in sentences each head.* Announcer: I am Brute Garrison. And I am Rupert Missile. And for the next days we are going to show what the teams of each sport had done over the years. And better watch to the end, cuz there is a possibility one of the leaders came to your city to do autographs and have photos. And some skullbashing as well. So, keep us watching in Demolition Sport Channel. The only place where sports and war are the same to us. Yugo: *looking marvelled* L. Yugo: Oh no!! Don't you even dare!!
D. Yugo: Heck yeah!! This changes all. This adults really have good stuff! We should advice the others.
L. Yugo: Who from all adults would love this kind of stuff?
*In some other place...* Pauline: Oh!! Please, please!! Brawlston Force win this season!! I want to see Mocklahoma Bones eat the dust this year!! *looking the television after a long day working and making paperwork* Out of curiosity, are Rupert, Brute, Arthur Avalon, Cackle and Crush? Are they just names you made up for this gag? Sorry.
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Post by RuneDrake on Oct 25, 2023 3:10:33 GMT
Something from a game I used to play yet watch the developers have their fun with their own seasons as well. Yugo: *with a television MYTH might stole or obtained by dubious sources yet he was clicking the remote control for something interesting to see* Man, adults have a lot of boring channels. Nothing good at all to watch" L. Yugo: *appeared on sudden to put a channel about cooking* Oh! I need a good lesson for the incoming party Nanako is going to have.
D. Yugo: I do not care. What we want is something we can share with the others. Not stupid cooking lessons. We have Akemi for that.
*Then, an advertisement was announced by one of those random channels Yugo was clicking at random, likely something based in some sport channel.* Announcer: "And we have a new course from the Mutant League Championship. We have shirts, merchandise, autographs and even some knocking their senses out by our stars from the different sports we have here in Sinnsinaty. But, wait, we are going to have more league champions who shall have their own voice to be call like the following... *A group of creatures that look as a kind of orc, a robot, a massive human and a skeleton with fancy names alongside what are they saying.* Crush McMauler: Hope you can see us kick the butt to the Mummies Weenies in the ice ring. WE shall make them eat our sticks even if their mouths are all so dried up. Hail the Brawlston Force!! Bolt von Sparkssen: WE are the supreme ones who will keep up with the new scores once the ball arrive at our hands. The New Young Dragons would have to put their skins one we shed them for a new basket. The Technsylvania Man-Eaters are the best. Arthur Avalon: Let me be clear! There is one sport you have to watch and that's the soccer one. Let me tell ya, the Blood Tigers of United-Killers would turn into oatmeal those Cuddly Bears of Spitpain who live in the clouds for sure. Cackle Wishbones: Don't listen to the three! The real sport is the Football League. We can assure you there is no better team than us. The Putridelphia Devils. Better keep watching us kicking the butt of Chicargo Brutes. This season is ours!! *The announcer appeared as a twin-headed orc who speaks in sentences each head.* Announcer: I am Brute Garrison. And I am Rupert Missile. And for the next days we are going to show what the teams of each sport had done over the years. And better watch to the end, cuz there is a possibility one of the leaders came to your city to do autographs and have photos. And some skullbashing as well. So, keep us watching in Demolition Sport Channel. The only place where sports and war are the same to us. Yugo: *looking marvelled* L. Yugo: Oh no!! Don't you even dare!!
D. Yugo: Heck yeah!! This changes all. This adults really have good stuff! We should advice the others.
L. Yugo: Who from all adults would love this kind of stuff?
*In some other place...* Pauline: Oh!! Please, please!! Brawlston Force win this season!! I want to see Mocklahoma Bones eat the dust this year!! *looking the television after a long day working and making paperwork* Out of curiosity, are Rupert, Brute, Arthur Avalon, Cackle and Crush? Are they just names you made up for this gag? Sorry. Well, the games Mutant League have curious names based in the creatures that participate (skeletons, robots, orcs, demons, aliens, mutated humans, devils and werewolves). So, I named those with a few names from small gameplays i watched. And from the names that make me laugh the most.
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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Oct 25, 2023 12:51:57 GMT
Out of curiosity, are Rupert, Brute, Arthur Avalon, Cackle and Crush? Are they just names you made up for this gag? Sorry. Well, the games Mutant League have curious names based in the creatures that participate (skeletons, robots, orcs, demons, aliens, mutated humans, devils and werewolves). So, I named those with a few names from small gameplays i watched. And from the names that make me laugh the most. Never heard of Mutant League until you brought it up. So forgive me, but I'm fully sure what you're getting at here; do you mean you took the names from those games as names for this little skit?
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Post by RuneDrake on Oct 26, 2023 5:03:21 GMT
Well, the games Mutant League have curious names based in the creatures that participate (skeletons, robots, orcs, demons, aliens, mutated humans, devils and werewolves). So, I named those with a few names from small gameplays i watched. And from the names that make me laugh the most. Never heard of Mutant League until you brought it up. So forgive me, but I'm fully sure what you're getting at here; do you mean you took the names from those games as names for this little skit? Practically.
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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Oct 26, 2023 6:01:03 GMT
Never heard of Mutant League until you brought it up. So forgive me, but I'm fully sure what you're getting at here; do you mean you took the names from those games as names for this little skit? Practically. Ah, sorry you weren't very clear when you were trying to explain yourself, so I got a little confused.
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Post by RuneDrake on Nov 19, 2023 7:07:25 GMT
Just small thing.
D. Yugo: Okay, let's make the recount of heads here.
Ying: But mine hadn't have sex with Zang...
TKO: Figuratively, talking you ass.
Ying: Oh, so it's my ass?
Natsu: Is his ass?
Ruffnut: No. Man, year after year and you grow stupider.
Yugo: Anyways. We should ask for some order. We have some new members her, more cuz they wanted to be here, others cuz suggestion on both sides and others cuz curiosity...
Karma: Well, at least Satou hadn't released the wolves already.
Satou: Do not even underestimate me. I can call this operation off and we shall be kicked off this book.
Robin: But the place is so beautiful! We cannot take this off. It is a nice place where to hang along. *Flying around as summon wind with her magic*
Floyd: Also in the second book, where we are, there is this magnificent lake where we can hang out for some swim. Those who can swim, anyways. Right Val?
Val: F U. And by your information, I can swim but I don't like my fur be wet.
Emma: Come on, fellas. We should not be fighting among us.
Camilo: Right~ Besides it is good to take a review of how many of us is already with us. Seems MYTH turned to be a good boom.
Vanitas: You are risking your necks in have almost all the students here. Except for those idiotic Twilights or the annoying Phantoms.
Kat: Says the one who has more demons than the whole Underworld.
Vanitas: Oh, you are asking for a punch in your face.
Itto: Hey, we are trying to be good people here. But, if you want a face to beat mine is good enough.
Nanako: *wearing as a cop, whistles* No violence while I am around.
Baxter: Oh damn, is there a police here?
Loki: No worry, Yugo's girlfriend ain't so problematic.
TKO: Okay, this is getting off the branches again. We should need to invite Venus next time...
Jinx: Oh sure... and you call it not risking much.
Red: Seems is not so good responding that quick.
TKO: I really have my doubts if this would end good for your mouth, if you keep saying jokes like that.
Papi: Halt this. I was asked Robin to assist you. I don't want no one of you end in conflict.
*after a few commotion, Yugo could retake the reroll of presentations. For the new ones and the old ones as well*
Yugo: Well, okay let's return to the head counting. Let me present to you, even if you know me. The Name is Yugo Pain ((OOC: Pain is bread in french)). I have two personalities. One has healing touch and the second, the most known here, has chaotic blasts.
Ruffnut: The name is Ruffnut Thorston. I am a viking who can communicate with wild animals via whistles. *Jeremy over her head* And he is Jormungandr, a beast from the forest I obtained.
TKO: Like Yugo here, I also have a personality. But here YOU call me T Kaio Kincaid or TKO for shot, Energy Manipulation is what I do best.
Natsu: My name is Natsu Dragneel Strauss. Fire Magic is what I do best.
Loki: *Playing with cards* Name's Loki Umbra. Don't worry, the big old witch is not here. Also, cards is my gimmick.
Karma: Karma Akabane. *shows his magic on others* Dark Flames.
Camilo: *transforming into Val, into his sister Dolores and in Vanitas to then return to his original form* Camilo Madrigal. Mirror Shapeshifter, nice to meet ya' 'll.
Ying: *starts playing a bit of music* Ying Wei, I hate dogs. That's a rule here. Oh, and I can manipulate emotions using music. Also thinking in call my love to have a date in here. If Yugo has his girlfriend as well.
Nanako: *pouts* And what is the problem be her friend anyways? *since she talks, she presents* Hello all, my name is Nanako Dojima. I have no powers but I shall become the police in here to keep order.
Gregory: Luck with that. *holding a laughter yet presenting by forcing some metal he has* Gregory, part of the crew of the Freddy Glamrock Team, I have metal powers.
Satou: *scoffs while sighing too* My name is Matsuzaka Satou. My eyes can infuse fear magic.
Kaoru/Hikaru: *Presenting by speaking each's sentences* My name is Kaoru Hitachiin. My name is Hikaru Hitachiin. I have shrink magic. I have growth magic. WE are twins and we like this gimmick too much.
Itto: *Rocking his head up and down while calling his ground-hammer* Better remember the day that me, Arataki 'Master of Rocks' Itto was in front of you. The Great Oni of Ground and Crystal! *Laughing vastly*
Robin: *Innocently smiling and flying above all* Hehe. Name's Robin. I am harpy like Miss Papi and I control wind magic.
Emma Cole: Helping Satou around here and Nanako to keep an eye as well. My name is Emma Cole, and I has copycat magic.
Floyd Leech: Normally, I has the eye of one of my brothers all the time behind my back... yet with you all, I have a moment of peace. Oh yeah, The name's Floyd Leech. An eel merfolk who has a disconcentration magic if you are a channeler.
Val: Valerie Oberlin. *yawns and stretches as cat's do* I have no single piece of power on me, yet I don't need none.
(After the old ones presented, the new ones sighed or shake their heads a bit, or jump eager to present themselves.)
Red: Hi everyone, my name is Red Puckett. I have no powers, and seems it's a tendency here. Yet, like Val said, that doesn't stop me to kick faces and asses if required.
Vanitas: This is so useless, yet your funeral. The name is Vanitas. I can summon dark creatures called Unversed and, duh, I have darkness magic too.
Papi: I, alongside Robin, am a harpy who controls tempests however.
Kat: Hope you don't call me something horrible or cringe. I swear I start beating heads if I am called with annoying nicknames. The name is Katherine Koniqua Elliot, Kat is enough. And I can see all your inner demons, and seen them too.
Billy: Well, you are looking the prodigious Billy Batson. Someday the new hero around. Oh, I will challenge you Itto anytime *Itto smirks and approves his move* Hope my ring magic is enough.
Jinx: Oh, don't get jinxed about that statement. And yeah, laugh all you want I already overpass it anyways. My bad luck magic stings badly. And yeah, my name is Jinx.
Yugo: And with that, we announce you as new MYTH members. here you have enough space in the Myst books. Also little requirement too. If you see a red, blue or yellow page around advise us. We are recollecting them to resolve some mystery in here. And the one who finds a book, its the owner of the terrain behind it... Okay, that's enough. Have good time in Zhan Ying... *looking to Ying who plays his music elsewhere*.
(and with the presentations done, each of the new explore the area and the old keep an eye on or keep their doings around, the MYTH members were -and still are in- formed).
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