Post by Darkdarling98 on Feb 21, 2022 23:09:31 GMT
Loki: If you had to for some reason, how much would you sell your soul for?
Lumine: what?! Why would I sell my soul? Who would sell they're-
Ying: 20 bucks!
Lumine: Ying... Do you have something to tell us?...
Ying: Dont worry I didn't sell my soul... Oka stopped me. Even though I really needed that 20 bucks...
Lumine: Your soul is worth more then 20 bucks!
Ying: So... You think I should have asked for 30?
Loki: Dude... 50 would have been enough.
Ying: DAMNIT!
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Ivy: You know… normally I can’t stand people but today. I think I’m finally able to be around people.
All might: That’s great but your talking to the Piranha plants you planted a week ago still.
Ivy: They still people and someone needs to talk to them! *hugs plants*
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Zhan: *texting in group chat* Help.
Nessa: Oh no. What happened?
Zhan: My ideas of having Ying avoid my family are failing. Someone please distract him, I’ll give you 100 dollars as payment for doing so.
Riddle: We are not gonna come an distract your delinquent boyfriend.
Ace Trappola: I’ll be there in 10 with Legoshi. I like my reward in cash please.
Edward: Who let you in this group chat?!
Ace Trappola: Wouldn’t you like to know!
Zhan: Yes I believed that’s why he asked…
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Shizuo: You know I think this is the first time I ever had a peaceful week. No drunken idiots, no one pissing me off, no bad news of any. I’d say the deserves a-
Showsman and his group come in with a tied up Letty: Blond fellow! Get us all a drink including the dragon as this will be last one.
Letty: Help…
Harley: Oooh… so close…
Jinx: Yeah we almost had a whole week no bar fights for Shizuo. Guess we’re down to 0.
Shizuo: Alright… Harley Jinx get the kid I’ll take the morons. *Cracks knunkles*
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Pauline: Last night had a great dream last night .
Caitlyn: Really what was it about?
Pauline: That the city wasn’t under some sorta chaos.
Caitlyn: Oh… um… don’t check your e-mail yet…
Pauline: What happened…
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Natsu: Hey Weiss, Yang want to hear something cool.
Weiss: What do you set on fire?
Natsu: Nothing! Yet… but no, I’ve been learning Chinese. Ying’s been teaching me.
Yang: Really?… and what has he taught you?…
Natsu: Oh um… *says something in Chinese*
Yang: *immediately slaps Natsu*
Weiss: YANG!?
Natsu: What did I say?!
Yang: To put it simply… you swore more then a sailor…
Natsu: That lying asshole! He said I would be asking where the bathroom was.
*5 minutes later*
Ying: YES! I knew I’d win that bet that I could get Natsu slapped before the day ended. Pay up Val!
Val: Damnit Natsu! The one time I lose it had to be you got slapped for it.
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Gregory: How do three adults not have 800 dollars between them…
Kronk: Um… you see…
Launchpad: There’s ah…
Mae: The economy is in shambles…
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Bruno: Why can’t dinosaur’s clap?
Pinga: because there hands are too sh-
Fenneko: Because they’re all dead.
Plants won't always understand, Ivy. ^^;
Oh, geez, who snuck Ace into the chat? XD
...Welp, Pauline might forgive Shizuo for destruction this one time. XD
...Unless it was his destruction that caused that email she just got. Then she's gonna be angry. XD
Again, bad Ying! No more spicy things for you!
...Yeah, sounds about right.
Dang, Fenneko. XD