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Post by Darkdarling98 on Apr 6, 2022 4:55:54 GMT
Its been a really long time since anyone has posted anything here. So here some funnies. Ying: Hey you treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol. You treat inside wounds with drinking alcohol. That’s health for you! *holding a bottle of beer and smirking as explosions are happening behind him* Tadashi, Shiro, All might, Adam, Isabelle, law, Mirajane, Louis, Riddle and Val: *deep long inhale of frustration* Zhan: *does a simple thumbs up* __________________________________ Shizuo: I did not agree to this bet. Jinx: Yes you did! Shizuo: No I did not! Harley: Yes you did! And besides your gonna look great! Vi: *Enters Shizuo’s apartment to get Jinx and sees them dying Shizuo’s hair jinx blue and Harley red* Shizuo: I lost a bet… not a word about this Vi. Got it. Vi: *snaps photo* you never said send a photo to everyone. Shizuo: FUCK! __________________________________ Louis: What is this shithole of a place? Steven: It’s my dormroom… __________________________________ Hikaru: NEAR! FAAAAR! WHEREEEEEEVER YOU ARE! Kaoru: I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOOOOSE GO OOOOON! Lelouch: ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING! GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! __________________________________ Eclipsa: So let me get this right… Ying tried to start a magical music band during class Naveen: That is correct. Eclipsa: And sense his magic is emotional manipulation through music, and he was playing a heavy metal song… it caused everyone in the room to fight each other including Ursula. Ursula: On the nose. Eclipsa: And that’s why we need to cancel classes for a week because everyone including you two got injured. Naveen: In our defense… we weren’t prepared for musical battle… Eclipsa: Ok that’s fair. Don’t worry no one trouble then. Isabella: NO ITS NOT! Yeah, it's been a while. XD I'm sure things will start picking up again soon, though. ^^ And all of this sounds about right. XD Especially everything with Ying. XD
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Apr 12, 2022 2:34:18 GMT
All of the new ones.XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 14, 2022 2:28:33 GMT
thanks glad you enjoyed them.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 14, 2022 2:29:07 GMT
Its been a really long time since anyone has posted anything here. So here some funnies. Ying: Hey you treat outside wounds with rubbing alcohol. You treat inside wounds with drinking alcohol. That’s health for you! *holding a bottle of beer and smirking as explosions are happening behind him* Tadashi, Shiro, All might, Adam, Isabelle, law, Mirajane, Louis, Riddle and Val: *deep long inhale of frustration* Zhan: *does a simple thumbs up* __________________________________ Shizuo: I did not agree to this bet. Jinx: Yes you did! Shizuo: No I did not! Harley: Yes you did! And besides your gonna look great! Vi: *Enters Shizuo’s apartment to get Jinx and sees them dying Shizuo’s hair jinx blue and Harley red* Shizuo: I lost a bet… not a word about this Vi. Got it. Vi: *snaps photo* you never said send a photo to everyone. Shizuo: FUCK! __________________________________ Louis: What is this shithole of a place? Steven: It’s my dormroom… __________________________________ Hikaru: NEAR! FAAAAR! WHEREEEEEEVER YOU ARE! Kaoru: I BELIEVE THAT THE HEART DOOOOSE GO OOOOON! Lelouch: ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING! GO TO SLEEP ALREADY! __________________________________ Eclipsa: So let me get this right… Ying tried to start a magical music band during class Naveen: That is correct. Eclipsa: And sense his magic is emotional manipulation through music, and he was playing a heavy metal song… it caused everyone in the room to fight each other including Ursula. Ursula: On the nose. Eclipsa: And that’s why we need to cancel classes for a week because everyone including you two got injured. Naveen: In our defense… we weren’t prepared for musical battle… Eclipsa: Ok that’s fair. Don’t worry no one trouble then. Isabella: NO ITS NOT! Yeah, it's been a while. XD I'm sure things will start picking up again soon, though. ^^ And all of this sounds about right. XD Especially everything with Ying. XD that’s pretty true. And yeah I knew they’d work.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 19, 2022 16:30:30 GMT
Time for another one
Harley: Alright Jinx here’s your first cooking lesson. *fire immediately starts in the bar’s kitchen*
Harley: AAAAHHH! Someone get an adult!
Jinx: Aren’t you an adult!
Harley: I MEAN A MORE RESPONSIBLE ONE!
*one visit from fire department later*
Gray: For once it wasn’t someone from the school…. But wasn’t someone suppose to be watching you two…
Shizuo: *glares at Osamu* You we’re suppose to watch them when I’m not here!
Osamu: I was busy with other things! __________________________________
James: Wait… it’s too quiet…
Brock: Suspiciously quiet…
Compton: Um… all the animals are gone…
*meanwhile at the Madrigal family house*
Bruno: Um… Antonio… did you accidentally borrow the pets from the shelter again…
Antonio: *standing next to suspiciously large tarp next to him* No… __________________________________
Adam: I’m sure the rumors of you turning the school inside out are all rumors.
Loki: That was a fun day.
Adam: We’re gonna try a stress toy, whenever you feel the need to try and be chaotic… just squeeze it.
Loki: *squeezes it so hard it pops* __________________________________
Eda: You need to add apple blood to your menu!
Shizuo: you’d be the only person who’s drink it!
Eda: I’d still pay you for it!
Shizuo: No one knows what Apple blood is! So I’m not getting apple blood! __________________________________
Natsu: Don’t you say anything encouraging?
Nessa: I encourage not to set anything on fire. __________________________________
Omi: PUT ME DOWN! I do not belong there! *being taken to the elementary school by accident as he is mistakenly to be young due to his height*
Anna: Wait how old are you again?!
Omi: 12! Now put me down! __________________________________
Natsu: Hey Zhan, do you have me and Val still saved as “Ying’s weird friends” on your phone?
Zhan: …. Your respected family members are coming over.
Val: Oh we know but that doesn’t answer our question.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Apr 20, 2022 2:11:08 GMT
Time for another one Harley: Alright Jinx here’s your first cooking lesson. *fire immediately starts in the bar’s kitchen* Harley: AAAAHHH! Someone get an adult! Jinx: Aren’t you an adult! Harley: I MEAN A MORE RESPONSIBLE ONE! *one visit from fire department later* Gray: For once it wasn’t someone from the school…. But wasn’t someone suppose to be watching you two… Shizuo: *glares at Osamu* You we’re suppose to watch them when I’m not here! Osamu: I was busy with other things! __________________________________ James: Wait… it’s too quiet… Brock: Suspiciously quiet… Compton: Um… all the animals are gone… *meanwhile at the Madrigal family house* Bruno: Um… Antonio… did you accidentally borrow the pets from the shelter again… Antonio: *standing next to suspiciously large tarp next to him* No… __________________________________ Adam: I’m sure the rumors of you turning the school inside out are all rumors. Loki: That was a fun day. Adam: We’re gonna try a stress toy, whenever you feel the need to try and be chaotic… just squeeze it. Loki: *squeezes it so hard it pops* __________________________________ Eda: You need to add apple blood to your menu! Shizuo: you’d be the only person who’s drink it! Eda: I’d still pay you for it! Shizuo: No one knows what Apple blood is! So I’m not getting apple blood! __________________________________ Natsu: Don’t you say anything encouraging? Nessa: I encourage not to set anything on fire. __________________________________ Omi: PUT ME DOWN! I do not belong there! *being taken to the elementary school by accident as he is mistakenly to be young due to his height* Anna: Wait how old are you again?! Omi: 12! Now put me down! __________________________________ Natsu: Hey Zhan, do you have me and Val still saved as “Ying’s weird friends” on your phone? Zhan: …. Your respected family members are coming over. Val: Oh we know but that doesn’t answer our question. Ah, more chaos. XD I'll probably add some things here soon. XD
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Post by RuneDrake on Apr 20, 2022 4:10:12 GMT
Random and chaos.
Sam: Today we are going to show you how to fabricate a total functional 100% no fake Ion-Cannon using the following. If someone get confused by one single step, we can say hello to the 3rd Global Magic War. Any doubts before proceed?
Michiru: Yes! I have a question.
Sam: Shoot it.
Max: unloading a gun.
Sam: Not literally.
Michiru: Aren't we supposed to be the temporal substitutes until Ms. Keane recovers from flu? I doubt these students know about high science experimentation.
Jimmy: *hiding slowly an accelerator of molecules for the experiment*
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Ruffnut: Bakugo!!
Bakugo: What the heck you want now?
Ruffnut: Are you sure you are allowing me to do it?
Bakugo: Yeah, now fuck off. I need to study!
Ruffnut: Okay. *shouting from a window* HE SAID YES!!
Yugo: Alright then. *waving back* TKO, Karma...
*Karma and TKO going to use their most powerful technique over Izuku, who is quite tied up, after hearing he can survive blasts from Yang and Bakugo and walk unharmed*
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Asriel: Welcome back to: Experiment with Asriel and Tsubomi.
Tsubomi: There should be a law that prohibits you breaking the fourth wall.
Letty: What am I here?
Asriel: We are going to figure it out that meme about the hand.
Letty: What hand?
Asriel: You know, the one where a hand starts to caress your head from nowhere.
Letty: Are you referring when a shadow hand pets my head?
Fran: Oh, sorry...that was me. I was trying to pet Mr. Midnight but I got confused and pet Kuro. *hugging Kuro who has a ribbon tie over the head*
Asriel: I think Dark, Rune and ATWC knows what I am saying. Right?
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TKO: Hey, Yugo...did you remember that girl that appears on midnight to ask if she is cute or not?
Yugo: Did you mess with her as well?
TKO: Heh. Call me. The Invincible TKO.
Yugo: How are you not death?
*In the Hospital Department*
Diluc: So, Ayumu...how is she? Did she recovered from the punched on her guts and tell who tossed a bucket over her head?
Ayumu: Recovering from the first...but she still refusing to take off the bucket saying she needs someone to tell if she is cute or not.
Diluc: And...? Is she cute?
Ayumu: That's the problem sir.
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Grimm: So, hey... What's the deal this time, Lance?
Lance: Balan is discussing with Reyla about the differences of Wonderland and Wonderworld...
Grimm: That's easy. A Wonderland is a limited, brainless child play thing people with lower autoestime use to tell to limit their imagination. Keeping themselves imagine there is nothing more vast than the last thing they ever cross their eyes. People prefer to live limited than enjoy things that are far beyond they are expecting to see. While Wonderwold is a much bigger place. It has the word 'world' on it. So, it has a much variety of things than a land might has. A land might contain only a valley, a mountain, some rivers and a lake. With their towns around. While a world contain vastly more things. Besides, depends how you look at it. It can be the phrase 'One mind, one world' or it could be 'A world of possibilities'. It's that too hard to comprehend.
Balan: *clapping with a handkerchief to clean his tears with him*
Reyla: I wonder who will tell...Fairy Tales don't teach children and adults alike...
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Apr 25, 2022 1:01:33 GMT
It has been a long time since I made one of these... Prepare for chaos. 83 This time, it's mainly about the adults in town. XD --- Law: *clearly nursing a headache* Working in this place is like military combat, and I'm the damn general who wanted to retire years ago, and you are all the foot-soldiers fighting in the tranches. Vanitas: Tranch. Hu Tao: Tranch. Law: *deadpan* I’m sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don’t expect either of you to return. --- Tama: *is sipping a caramel macchiato* You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush? Bruno: *holding an espresso* No. See, when I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating. Law: *chugging a pure black coffee* Tama: You mean like how Law's going to be after he finishes that 5th cup? Bruno: I don't think he feels panic...or anxiety. Does he feel anything besides tired? Barbara: *drinking a white chocolate mocha with a sweatdrop* ...Might have to ask that after we finally figure that out, Bruno. ^^; --- Rarity: *at the night club, her outfit obviously and partially stained in a drink* Now, darlings, this doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever stained my clothes, come forward and all will be forgiven. Tanya: … Sasako: … Ginti: … Musa: … Rarity: *narrows her eyes* Smart. You knew I’d never forgive you. --- Anna S: Hey, Rom, what are the signs of teenage depression? Rom: *looks up from a rock magazine with a confused look* Uh...a fair amount of things. Why do you ask? Anna S: Cosette was doing laundry and she dropped a sock and I heard her say ‘why has god forsaken me’. Angela: Oh, that's not depression. That's teenager drama at minor inconveniences. It's when she's sobbing that you need to worry. Anna S: ...Thanks, I guess? --- *Back when they were students* Reki: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance. Choromatsu, without looking up from his book: Langa's been hitting on you for three weeks. Reki: ... Reki: He's WHAT? Osomatsu: *starts cracking up* Todomatsu: Wow, Reki. Wow. --- Carmelita: What are you doing? Adachi: Offering moral support! Carmelita: You have morals? Adachi: Hell no, but Dojima told me to do my one good deed for the day. Carmelita: Ok, good, I don't have to take you to the hospital to get your head checked. --- Lucia: Am I going too far? Varys: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison. Viktor: Had a feeling that was the case. Welp, good thing I left the lock-picks I borrowed from Dazai there. Ignis: ...How is that out of everything I've heard from this conversation, it's the lockpicks that surprise me. --- Lisa I: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Vulcan: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. Lisa I: ... Lisa I: You mean ring bearER, right? Vulcan: ... Lisa I: Vulcan. Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. Vulcan: ...If it makes you feel better, I was not the one who thought of it. --- Hitoshi: *spinning around her brother gleefully* Love is in the air~! Hajime: *holding his shirt over his nose, spraying Febreze* Hajime: Not on my fucking watch. Wanda: Please don't spray that too much, Hajime. My nose still hurts from last time. ^^; --- *Student days* Kaeya: *sees punk Mirajane, who can and would kick his ass* Kaeya: That one, I want that one. Diluc: *raises an eyebrow* She'll break you in half. Kaeya: *sighs dreamily* I know.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 25, 2022 2:25:00 GMT
It has been a long time since I made one of these... Prepare for chaos. 83 This time, it's mainly about the adults in town. XD --- Law: *clearly nursing a headache* Working in this place is like military combat, and I'm the damn general who wanted to retire years ago, and you are all the foot-soldiers fighting in the tranches. Vanitas: Tranch. Hu Tao: Tranch. Law: *deadpan* I’m sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don’t expect either of you to return. --- Tama: *is sipping a caramel macchiato* You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush? Bruno: *holding an espresso* No. See, when I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating. Law: *chugging a pure black coffee* Tama: You mean like how Law's going to be after he finishes that 5th cup? Bruno: I don't think he feels panic...or anxiety. Does he feel anything besides tired? Barbara: *drinking a white chocolate mocha with a sweatdrop* ...Might have to ask that after we finally figure that out, Bruno. ^^; --- Rarity: *at the night club, her outfit obviously and partially stained in a drink* Now, darlings, this doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever stained my clothes, come forward and all will be forgiven. Tanya: … Sasako: … Ginti: … Musa: … Rarity: *narrows her eyes* Smart. You knew I’d never forgive you. --- Anna S: Hey, Rom, what are the signs of teenage depression? Rom: *looks up from a rock magazine with a confused look* Uh...a fair amount of things. Why do you ask? Anna S: Cosette was doing laundry and she dropped a sock and I heard her say ‘why has god forsaken me’. Angela: Oh, that's not depression. That's teenager drama at minor inconveniences. It's when she's sobbing that you need to worry. Anna S: ...Thanks, I guess? --- *Back when they were students* Reki: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance. Choromatsu, without looking up from his book: Langa's been hitting on you for three weeks. Reki: ... Reki: He's WHAT? Osomatsu: *starts cracking up* Todomatsu: Wow, Reki. Wow. --- Carmelita: What are you doing? Adachi: Offering moral support! Carmelita: You have morals? Adachi: Hell no, but Dojima told me to do my one good deed for the day. Carmelita: Ok, good, I don't have to take you to the hospital to get your head checked. --- Lucia: Am I going too far? Varys: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison. Viktor: Had a feeling that was the case. Welp, good thing I left the lock-picks I borrowed from Dazai there. Ignis: ...How is that out of everything I've heard from this conversation, it's the lockpicks that surprise me. --- Lisa I: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Vulcan: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. Lisa I: ... Lisa I: You mean ring bearER, right? Vulcan: ... Lisa I: Vulcan. Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. Vulcan: ...If it makes you feel better, I was not the one who thought of it. --- Hitoshi: *spinning around her brother gleefully* Love is in the air~! Hajime: *holding his shirt over his nose, spraying Febreze* Hajime: Not on my fucking watch. Wanda: Please don't spray that too much, Hajime. My nose still hurts from last time. ^^; --- *Student days* Kaeya: *sees punk Mirajane, who can and would kick his ass* Kaeya: That one, I want that one. Diluc: *raises an eyebrow* She'll break you in half. Kaeya: *sighs dreamily* I know. Poor Law you try so hard, don't worry the bar as a nice glass of Irish coffee waiting for you. Um... Bruno time to go to therapy, and Tama, stop law from drinking so much coffee. Indeed stay silent if you wish to stay Rarity's friend. Um... yeah keep your eye on Cosette... That doesn't surprise me with Reki Let Adachi do something good for once. just this once. Call Jinx or Harley they'll help get you out of prison! Vulcan no! I mean unless James or someone talked to the bear or the bear is Winnie the pooh then you should be fine. Oh poor Wanda. School Days Shizuo: I agree she'd end you in no time flat. Kaeya: I still want her. Shizuo: eh your funeral.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Apr 25, 2022 2:56:18 GMT
It has been a long time since I made one of these... Prepare for chaos. 83 This time, it's mainly about the adults in town. XD --- Law: *clearly nursing a headache* Working in this place is like military combat, and I'm the damn general who wanted to retire years ago, and you are all the foot-soldiers fighting in the tranches. Vanitas: Tranch. Hu Tao: Tranch. Law: *deadpan* I’m sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don’t expect either of you to return. --- Tama: *is sipping a caramel macchiato* You know, when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting. You know that rush? Bruno: *holding an espresso* No. See, when I first meet somebody, it’s usually panic, anxiety and a great deal of sweating. Law: *chugging a pure black coffee* Tama: You mean like how Law's going to be after he finishes that 5th cup? Bruno: I don't think he feels panic...or anxiety. Does he feel anything besides tired? Barbara: *drinking a white chocolate mocha with a sweatdrop* ...Might have to ask that after we finally figure that out, Bruno. ^^; --- Rarity: *at the night club, her outfit obviously and partially stained in a drink* Now, darlings, this doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever stained my clothes, come forward and all will be forgiven. Tanya: … Sasako: … Ginti: … Musa: … Rarity: *narrows her eyes* Smart. You knew I’d never forgive you. --- Anna S: Hey, Rom, what are the signs of teenage depression? Rom: *looks up from a rock magazine with a confused look* Uh...a fair amount of things. Why do you ask? Anna S: Cosette was doing laundry and she dropped a sock and I heard her say ‘why has god forsaken me’. Angela: Oh, that's not depression. That's teenager drama at minor inconveniences. It's when she's sobbing that you need to worry. Anna S: ...Thanks, I guess? --- *Back when they were students* Reki: My gaydar is unmatched. I can tell whether or not a person is gay with just a single glance. Choromatsu, without looking up from his book: Langa's been hitting on you for three weeks. Reki: ... Reki: He's WHAT? Osomatsu: *starts cracking up* Todomatsu: Wow, Reki. Wow. --- Carmelita: What are you doing? Adachi: Offering moral support! Carmelita: You have morals? Adachi: Hell no, but Dojima told me to do my one good deed for the day. Carmelita: Ok, good, I don't have to take you to the hospital to get your head checked. --- Lucia: Am I going too far? Varys: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison. Viktor: Had a feeling that was the case. Welp, good thing I left the lock-picks I borrowed from Dazai there. Ignis: ...How is that out of everything I've heard from this conversation, it's the lockpicks that surprise me. --- Lisa I: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Vulcan: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. Lisa I: ... Lisa I: You mean ring bearER, right? Vulcan: ... Lisa I: Vulcan. Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. Vulcan: ...If it makes you feel better, I was not the one who thought of it. --- Hitoshi: *spinning around her brother gleefully* Love is in the air~! Hajime: *holding his shirt over his nose, spraying Febreze* Hajime: Not on my fucking watch. Wanda: Please don't spray that too much, Hajime. My nose still hurts from last time. ^^; --- *Student days* Kaeya: *sees punk Mirajane, who can and would kick his ass* Kaeya: That one, I want that one. Diluc: *raises an eyebrow* She'll break you in half. Kaeya: *sighs dreamily* I know. Poor Law you try so hard, don't worry the bar as a nice glass of Irish coffee waiting for you. Um... Bruno time to go to therapy, and Tama, stop law from drinking so much coffee. Indeed stay silent if you wish to stay Rarity's friend. Um... yeah keep your eye on Cosette... That doesn't surprise me with Reki Let Adachi do something good for once. just this once. Call Jinx or Harley they'll help get you out of prison! Vulcan no! I mean unless James or someone talked to the bear or the bear is Winnie the pooh then you should be fine. Oh poor Wanda. School Days Shizuo: I agree she'd end you in no time flat. Kaeya: I still want her. Shizuo: eh your funeral. He really does try. XD Yeah, Bruno, you need therapy (In both SoM and Enchanto) and Tama has tried stopping him before. It didn't work. XD Rarity does NOT mess around when it comes to her clothes. I'm sure she'll be fine. Probably just stress from the troublemakers leaving messes. Reki is an absolute sweetheart and ray of sunshine...but that boy is dense as a rock. XD You can try, but Adachi doesn't like doing good things. He likes being a menace to society. XD If they don't get thrown in themselves. XD If James approved it, or it's a bear that WON'T eat your face, then it's all good. Otherwise...NO BEARS. The curses of being an anthro: So many smells that don't bother humans...REALLY bug them. Kaeya, a simp for a woman who could break him like a popsicle stick. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 25, 2022 3:08:01 GMT
Poor Law you try so hard, don't worry the bar as a nice glass of Irish coffee waiting for you. Um... Bruno time to go to therapy, and Tama, stop law from drinking so much coffee. Indeed stay silent if you wish to stay Rarity's friend. Um... yeah keep your eye on Cosette... That doesn't surprise me with Reki Let Adachi do something good for once. just this once. Call Jinx or Harley they'll help get you out of prison! Vulcan no! I mean unless James or someone talked to the bear or the bear is Winnie the pooh then you should be fine. Oh poor Wanda. School Days Shizuo: I agree she'd end you in no time flat. Kaeya: I still want her. Shizuo: eh your funeral. He really does try. XD Yeah, Bruno, you need therapy (In both SoM and Enchanto) and Tama has tried stopping him before. It didn't work. XD Rarity does NOT mess around when it comes to her clothes. I'm sure she'll be fine. Probably just stress from the troublemakers leaving messes. Reki is an absolute sweetheart and ray of sunshine...but that boy is dense as a rock. XD You can try, but Adachi doesn't like doing good things. He likes being a menace to society. XD If they don't get thrown in themselves. XD If James approved it, or it's a bear that WON'T eat your face, then it's all good. Otherwise...NO BEARS. The curses of being an anthro: So many smells that don't bother humans...REALLY bug them. Kaeya, a simp for a woman who could break him like a popsicle stick. XD An thats why Shizuo does his best to keep his anger in check... to his ability. Oh no doubt that whole family needs therapy. She and James would get along. She needs sleep. True very true Keep him away from Ying. Agreed no bears. And the curse of being a Dog Anthro who works with the police... Ying's worst, nightmare. Well I approve of that.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 26, 2022 0:52:11 GMT
Ying: Gah! I’m so pissed at my brother! You won’t believe what he said to Zhan to his face when he video chatted us.
Saber: Oh really? What did he say?
Ying: He said I could do better then Zhan! Me?! You all agree it’s the other way around right, I got really lucky with Zhan.
Louis: I don’t know what’s worse, your brother thinking Zhan isn’t good enough for you or the fact that you strongly disagree with him.
Ying: So… you agree with me? __________________________________
Natsu: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain.
Val: A ray of hope for you yet. __________________________________
Shizuo: Gather round, we have a problem.
Harley: What? Is it the fire?
Shizuo: No, the- WAIT?! There’s a fire!?
Jinx: Never mind that this sounds more interesting.
Osamu: THERES A FUCKING FIRE!? __________________________________
Childe: This is boring! I’m leaving!
Syndrome: For the last time this is DETENTION! __________________________________
Ace: See, one day were going to look back on this and laugh.
Riddle: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this day, I will personally come over and smack you. __________________________________
*sometime during the adults student years*
Isabelle: so… what did Shizuo do exactly to get expelled.
Dilcu: I heard he threw two students into space.
Kaeya: I hear he ate a teacher.
Mira: I heard he took the gym and used it to kill a student.
Shizuo: And I heard, your all on my last nerve! __________________________________
Edward: Can’t you just try looking at things my perspective?
Zuko: *crouches down to Edward’s height*
Edward: NOT LIKE THAT YOU JERK! __________________________________
Louis: So who’s locked all of us out in the male bathrooms!?
Natsu: Ying, his been showering… FOR THREE HOURS!
Riddle: What?! Why!
Steven: Sly handcuff to him legoshi all day as punishment. And now Ying’s cleaning himself and Legoshi is in the hospital for a broken/dislocated shoulder.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Apr 26, 2022 2:51:54 GMT
Ying: Gah! I’m so pissed at my brother! You won’t believe what he said to Zhan to his face when he video chatted us. Saber: Oh really? What did he say? Ying: He said I could do better then Zhan! Me?! You all agree it’s the other way around right, I got really lucky with Zhan. Louis: I don’t know what’s worse, your brother thinking Zhan isn’t good enough for you or the fact that you strongly disagree with him. Ying: So… you agree with me? __________________________________ Natsu: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain. Val: A ray of hope for you yet. __________________________________ Shizuo: Gather round, we have a problem. Harley: What? Is it the fire? Shizuo: No, the- WAIT?! There’s a fire!? Jinx: Never mind that this sounds more interesting. Osamu: THERES A FUCKING FIRE!? __________________________________ Childe: This is boring! I’m leaving! Syndrome: For the last time this is DETENTION! __________________________________ Ace: See, one day were going to look back on this and laugh. Riddle: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this day, I will personally come over and smack you. __________________________________ *sometime during the adults student years* Isabelle: so… what did Shizuo do exactly to get expelled. Dilcu: I heard he threw two students into space. Kaeya: I hear he ate a teacher. Mira: I heard he took the gym and used it to kill a student. Shizuo: And I heard, your all on my last nerve! __________________________________ Edward: Can’t you just try looking at things my perspective? Zuko: *crouches down to Edward’s height* Edward: NOT LIKE THAT YOU JERK! __________________________________ Louis: So who’s locked all of us out in the male bathrooms!? Natsu: Ying, his been showering… FOR THREE HOURS! Riddle: What?! Why! Steven: Sly handcuff to him legoshi all day as punishment. And now Ying’s cleaning himself and Legoshi is in the hospital for a broken/dislocated shoulder. Oh boy. XD If Jellyfish can do it, Natsu can do it! XD Poor Osamu gets more white hairs everyday. XD Childe, sit down until detention is over. Yep, that's an Ace and Riddle interaction right there. XD So many possible ways, no real truth. XD Better run, Zuko. XD Oh, no, poor Legoshi!
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Post by Underworld Witch on Apr 29, 2022 2:56:53 GMT
Ying: Gah! I’m so pissed at my brother! You won’t believe what he said to Zhan to his face when he video chatted us. Saber: Oh really? What did he say? Ying: He said I could do better then Zhan! Me?! You all agree it’s the other way around right, I got really lucky with Zhan. Louis: I don’t know what’s worse, your brother thinking Zhan isn’t good enough for you or the fact that you strongly disagree with him. Ying: So… you agree with me? __________________________________ Natsu: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain. Val: A ray of hope for you yet. __________________________________ Shizuo: Gather round, we have a problem. Harley: What? Is it the fire? Shizuo: No, the- WAIT?! There’s a fire!? Jinx: Never mind that this sounds more interesting. Osamu: THERES A FUCKING FIRE!? __________________________________ Childe: This is boring! I’m leaving! Syndrome: For the last time this is DETENTION! __________________________________ Ace: See, one day were going to look back on this and laugh. Riddle: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this day, I will personally come over and smack you. __________________________________ *sometime during the adults student years* Isabelle: so… what did Shizuo do exactly to get expelled. Dilcu: I heard he threw two students into space. Kaeya: I hear he ate a teacher. Mira: I heard he took the gym and used it to kill a student. Shizuo: And I heard, your all on my last nerve! __________________________________ Edward: Can’t you just try looking at things my perspective? Zuko: *crouches down to Edward’s height* Edward: NOT LIKE THAT YOU JERK! __________________________________ Louis: So who’s locked all of us out in the male bathrooms!? Natsu: Ying, his been showering… FOR THREE HOURS! Riddle: What?! Why! Steven: Sly handcuff to him legoshi all day as punishment. And now Ying’s cleaning himself and Legoshi is in the hospital for a broken/dislocated shoulder. Oh boy. XD If Jellyfish can do it, Natsu can do it! XD Poor Osamu gets more white hairs everyday. XD Childe, sit down until detention is over. Yep, that's an Ace and Riddle interaction right there. XD So many possible ways, no real truth. XD Better run, Zuko. XD Oh, no, poor Legoshi! Eh if someone had to agree with Ying it would be Louis here. YEAH! I don't if were insulting him or encouraging him now. This is another reason why shizuo dyes his hair blond. This Childe of course his not gonna be patient. Very very true. Expect deep within the school files that only Isabelle has access to. Indeed run. Hey someone was bound to make Ying be around Legoshi. either by handcuffing him to him or making them both wear the 'Get along' sweater to which Ying would promptly faint from fear if he was force to share a shirt with Legoshi.
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Post by Underworld Witch on May 4, 2022 3:28:19 GMT
Ying: Hey guys look what I got! *holds up a certificate for being the best elementary school volunteer*
Zhan: *golf claps*
Val: *Spits her drink on Natsu by accident and shock*
Saber: The elementary school gave YOU a certificate for being HELPFUL!?
Ying: HEY! I can be helpful!
Louis: name one time.
Ying:…….. __________________________________
Hu Tao: You always look unapproachable.
Knox: and yet here you are. __________________________________
Apollo: FOR THE LAST TIME! You can't use an Uno reverse card or a get out of jail free card!
Jinx: Show me in the damn law book that it say I can't do that!
Harley: YEAH! Show us right now! Because right now I don't see any sign that said we can't!
Phoenix: Oh... Oh my head... Are you sure you want to use your money defending them.
Shizuo: Unfortunately... Yes.
Roy: Really.... __________________________________
Clara: ok students what are you giving as Christmas presents this year?
Timmy: Movie Tickets
Madeline: Books
Dexter: Practical everyday items
Mandy: My opinions. __________________________________
Usagi: A SPIDER!
Gwen and Oka: *come out with a jar a net and some bugs for the spider to munch on* we got this! __________________________________
Val: Hey Ichigo are you free?
Ichigo: Yeah?…
Val: What about you Natsu?
Natsu: Yeah I’m free?…
Val: Good because I’m not, enjoy your date! *leaves the room* __________________________________
Saber: Zhan, this is and intervention.
Zhan: Explain?…
Al: You trying to use slang… it’s not… good…
Edward: Yeah that’s my fault I… I opened that door…
Zhan: Was I not using it correctly? Tell me was my slang, not dope enough or properly lit?
Weiss: Oh god please stop! It’s like watching someone’s dad trying to be cool!
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