With all the NPCs added, I had to. XD
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Yugo: Row row row your boat gently down the stream~ 🎶
Ruffnut: If you see a crocodile, don’t forget to scream~ 🎶
Susie: *appears, covered in twigs and leaves* YOU TWO!
Yugo & Ruffnnut: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *run away*
Susie: GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!!! *chases after them*
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Riddle: I hope you’re not doing anything foolish.
Ace: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.
Riddle: *groans* What are you doing?
Deuce: …Probably best that you don't know.
Riddle: …That does not help. AT ALL.
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Caitlyn, arresting someone: You have the right to remain-
Vi: A loser!
Caitlyn: *sighs and rolls her eyes with a smirk* Nice.
Caitlyn: But now, legally, I have to start over, Vi.
Vi: …Whoops. ^^;
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*When someone or something is disguised as students and causing problems*
Ryuji: Prove to me that you’re you.
Morgana: No.
Ryuji: *deadpan* It’s you.
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Futaba: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
Pidge: …That's not a bad idea, actually.
Saber: *is tired* Please don't smack people with your sleeves.
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Makoto: My sister taught me to think before I act.
One of the troublemakers: *sweats nervously* And...?
Makoto: *narrows her eyes* …So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Ryuji: So, as a question to a guy who is actually dating someone...how do you ask someone out?
Ying: Well, first-
Val: *is typing away on her phone, not even looking up* Don't ask him, he probably asked Zhan out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Ann: *looks at Zhan* …And you said yes?
Zhan: …Mn. *is slightly blushing on the ears in embarrassment*
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Sebek: *sleeping on a couch in the dorm lobby*
Ichigo H: I’m glad that Sebek-kun is comfortable enough to sleep here with us!
Haru: He looks so peaceful.
Ace: *pulls out a sharpie with mischievous grin* And vulnerable.
Blake: Put away the marker, Ace. -_-
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Ryuji: I had a dream last night.
Akechi: Oh yeah? What was it about?
Ryuji: We got in a fight.
Akechi: Who won?
Ryuji: I did!
Akechi: It was definitely a dream, then.
Ryuji: …You're so damn rude, ya know that? -_-
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Someone new to Lunaville: How many children do you have?
Adult from Lunaville: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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*During their days of dating after graduation*
Felix: Where are you going?
Pepa: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one for my BIRTHDAY!
Felix: Mi Corazon, I told you I did! It's coming here on Friday!
Bruno, knowing full well Felix got Pepa an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Alma: *sipping tea* He's finally proposing?
Bruno: *nods* Eeyup.
Julieta: Oh good, the cake I'm making isn't going to be ahead of time, then.
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Louis: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.
Ying: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.
Louis: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!