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Post by Underworld Witch on Jan 25, 2022 1:39:13 GMT
Thought of more, so enjoy.XD ----- <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> ----- -At the boy's dorm rooms- Adrien: Ying, we need to talk. Ying: What about? Edward: It's about your drinking problem. Ying: *Laughs* Problem? I don't have a problem. Izuku: You're black listed from every bar in town. Ying: Well... Jack F: The teachers have a code for your hangovers. Ying: So does Frank, and he doesn't get into trouble over it! Kuro: You tried to jump out the window with a bag full of beer when Louis did a surprise check in. Ying: ....In my defends...Yugo did the same thing with his prank tools. Yugo: Don't drag me into this! ------ Satou: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Izuku: *Suddenly getting a very bad feeling* And I need you to be less vague and tell me who's hurt now...T-T ---- Adagio: I hate Karma. Sonata: Hate is a strong word... Adagio: I have strong opinions. ----- Ying: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Val: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the headmistress. Ying, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award! ----- Bakugo: *To Lumine* Why the hell do you always try to aggravate me, damn it?! Lumine: You want the short list, or the long? ----- Izuku: *Nervous* So...I have a problem. Satou: *Bluntly* Kill it. Izuku: Can you not think about killing something, two seconds? Please?T-T I love this so much! Ying: *cracks open beer during his intervention* I do not have a problem. I am incompletely in control over it. Adrien: Then give us the beer. Ying: What... no this is... soda... yeah soda...
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 1:44:02 GMT
Thought of more, so enjoy.XD ----- <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> ----- -At the boy's dorm rooms- Adrien: Ying, we need to talk. Ying: What about? Edward: It's about your drinking problem. Ying: *Laughs* Problem? I don't have a problem. Izuku: You're black listed from every bar in town. Ying: Well... Jack F: The teachers have a code for your hangovers. Ying: So does Frank, and he doesn't get into trouble over it! Kuro: You tried to jump out the window with a bag full of beer when Louis did a surprise check in. Ying: ....In my defends...Yugo did the same thing with his prank tools. Yugo: Don't drag me into this! ------ Satou: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone. Izuku: *Suddenly getting a very bad feeling* And I need you to be less vague and tell me who's hurt now...T-T ---- Adagio: I hate Karma. Sonata: Hate is a strong word... Adagio: I have strong opinions. ----- Ying: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken! Val: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the headmistress. Ying, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award! ----- Bakugo: *To Lumine* Why the hell do you always try to aggravate me, damn it?! Lumine: You want the short list, or the long? ----- Izuku: *Nervous* So...I have a problem. Satou: *Bluntly* Kill it. Izuku: Can you not think about killing something, two seconds? Please?T-T I love this so much! Ying: *cracks open beer during his intervention* I do not have a problem. I am incompletely in control over it. Adrien: Then give us the beer. Ying: What... no this is... soda... yeah soda... Val: *snatches the drink and sniffs it* Yeah, no, that's beer.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jan 25, 2022 1:52:50 GMT
Isabela: Ying... HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
Ying: You know I've honestly have a lot of mixed reviews on that aspect.
Wakko: What do you mean by that?
Ying: Well if you look at my grades you'll see I have As and Bs. So pretty average intelligence, but when you look at my daily life actions and choices... That's where you get most the negative opinion on my intelligence.
Val: I'm more impressed you have some As in some of your classes. __________________________________
Zhan: Gwen, why did you drag me to the arcade?
Gwen: You need some fun time without Ying.
Zhan: Fine...
Edward: Hey Gwen hey Zhan?... I would have never imagine seeing you here... Ever.
Zhan: Thats it I'm leaving.
Gwen: NO! Edward, Zhan is here to experience some fun.
Edward: Wait he has fun?
Zhan: Yes. *gives Edward his cold death glare that looks like he will murder you*
Gwen: Come on! Let's go play some games dorks!
*3 hours of playing games*
Gwen: THE GAME I CALLED STREET FIGHTER! You do not fight anyone in the street.
Zhan: Then how come I won?
Edward: I don’t know maybe because you have a freaking ice sword. __________________________________
Shizuo: Hey Rom got any smokes on you?
Rom: I think I have some old ones from my old bandmates, why I thought you were quitting. Besides I thought Harley was watching you.
Shizuo: Yeah but trying to quiet cold turkey isn’t healthy. Besides Harley isn’t here.
Rom: Yes she is… She’s right up there. *points to a rooftop to where Harley is watching them from afar with binoculars.
Shizuo: What the hell…
Harley: I told you! LIKE A HAWK! __________________________________
Suzaku: I accidentally left my phone in the dorm shower overnight. Sometimes I think I’m stupid.
Lelouch: Don’t worry I think that all the time.
Suzaku: Leave your phone in the dorm showers?
Lelouch: No think your stupid. __________________________________
Elsa: Isabelle are you ok?
Isabelle: Yeah I’m absolutely fine. Why?
Elsa: Earlier you asked me get you glue to hold yourself together… __________________________________
Law: Don’t
Shizuo: Don’t what?
Law: Don’t kill Syndrome.
Shizuo: I wasnt gonna kill him… I was thinking of ways to kill him.
Harley: How many did you come up with?
Shizuo: 472 ways… _________________________________
Jack F: So you'll give us the alcohol...
Ying: Well if thats what everyone wants then... *starts to hand over bag but then jumps out the window with it* NOT TODAY!
Edward: What does Zhan see in this idiot!?
Adrien: I dont know! Wait who forgot to invite him to this meeting! This would have been so much easier!
Val: I blame Yugo
Yugo: Stop blaming me!
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 1:54:26 GMT
Isabela: Ying... HOW STUPID ARE YOU?! Ying: You know I've honestly have a lot of mixed reviews on that aspect. Wakko: What do you mean by that? Ying: Well if you look at my grades you'll see I have As and Bs. So pretty average intelligence, but when you look at my daily life actions and choices... That's where you get most the negative opinion on my intelligence. Val: I'm more impressed you have some As in some of your classes. __________________________________ Zhan: Gwen, why did you drag me to the arcade? Gwen: You need some fun time without Ying. Zhan: Fine... Edward: Hey Gwen hey Zhan?... I would have never imagine seeing you here... Ever. Zhan: Thats it I'm leaving. Gwen: NO! Edward, Zhan is here to experience some fun. Edward: Wait he has fun? Zhan: Yes. *gives Edward his cold death glare that looks like he will murder you* Gwen: Come on! Let's go play some games dorks! *3 hours of playing games* Gwen: THE GAME I CALLED STREET FIGHTER! You do not fight anyone in the street. Zhan: Then how come I won? Edward: I don’t know maybe because you have a freaking ice sword. __________________________________ Shizuo: Hey Rom got any smokes on you? Rom: I think I have some old ones from my old bandmates, why I thought you were quitting. Besides I thought Harley was watching you. Shizuo: Yeah but trying to quiet cold turkey isn’t healthy. Besides Harley isn’t here. Rom: Yes she is… She’s right up there. *points to a rooftop to where Harley is watching them from afar with binoculars. Shizuo: What the hell… Harley: I told you! LIKE A HAWK! __________________________________ Suzaku: I accidentally left my phone in the dorm shower overnight. Sometimes I think I’m stupid. Lelouch: Don’t worry I think that all the time. Suzaku: Leave your phone in the dorm showers? Lelouch: No think your stupid. __________________________________ Elsa: Isabelle are you ok? Isabelle: Yeah I’m absolutely fine. Why? Elsa: Earlier you asked me get you glue to hold yourself together… __________________________________ Law: Don’t Shizuo: Don’t what? Law: Don’t kill Syndrome. Shizuo: I wasnt gonna kill him… I was thinking of ways to kill him. Harley: How many did you come up with? Shizuo: 472 ways… _________________________________ Jack F: So you'll give us the alcohol... Ying: Well if thats what everyone wants then... *starts to hand over bag but then jumps out the window with it* NOT TODAY! Edward: What does Zhan see in this idiot!? Adrien: I dont know! Wait who forgot to invite him to this meeting! This would have been so much easier! Val: I blame Yugo Yugo: Stop blaming me! More chaos. XD
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Jan 25, 2022 2:32:48 GMT
Isabela: Ying... HOW STUPID ARE YOU?! Ying: You know I've honestly have a lot of mixed reviews on that aspect. Wakko: What do you mean by that? Ying: Well if you look at my grades you'll see I have As and Bs. So pretty average intelligence, but when you look at my daily life actions and choices... That's where you get most the negative opinion on my intelligence. Val: I'm more impressed you have some As in some of your classes. __________________________________ Zhan: Gwen, why did you drag me to the arcade? Gwen: You need some fun time without Ying. Zhan: Fine... Edward: Hey Gwen hey Zhan?... I would have never imagine seeing you here... Ever. Zhan: Thats it I'm leaving. Gwen: NO! Edward, Zhan is here to experience some fun. Edward: Wait he has fun? Zhan: Yes. *gives Edward his cold death glare that looks like he will murder you* Gwen: Come on! Let's go play some games dorks! *3 hours of playing games* Gwen: THE GAME I CALLED STREET FIGHTER! You do not fight anyone in the street. Zhan: Then how come I won? Edward: I don’t know maybe because you have a freaking ice sword. __________________________________ Shizuo: Hey Rom got any smokes on you? Rom: I think I have some old ones from my old bandmates, why I thought you were quitting. Besides I thought Harley was watching you. Shizuo: Yeah but trying to quiet cold turkey isn’t healthy. Besides Harley isn’t here. Rom: Yes she is… She’s right up there. *points to a rooftop to where Harley is watching them from afar with binoculars. Shizuo: What the hell… Harley: I told you! LIKE A HAWK! __________________________________ Suzaku: I accidentally left my phone in the dorm shower overnight. Sometimes I think I’m stupid. Lelouch: Don’t worry I think that all the time. Suzaku: Leave your phone in the dorm showers? Lelouch: No think your stupid. __________________________________ Elsa: Isabelle are you ok? Isabelle: Yeah I’m absolutely fine. Why? Elsa: Earlier you asked me get you glue to hold yourself together… __________________________________ Law: Don’t Shizuo: Don’t what? Law: Don’t kill Syndrome. Shizuo: I wasnt gonna kill him… I was thinking of ways to kill him. Harley: How many did you come up with? Shizuo: 472 ways… _________________________________ Jack F: So you'll give us the alcohol... Ying: Well if thats what everyone wants then... *starts to hand over bag but then jumps out the window with it* NOT TODAY! Edward: What does Zhan see in this idiot!? Adrien: I dont know! Wait, who forgot to invite him to this meeting! This would have been so much easier! Val: I blame Yugo Yugo: Stop blaming me! God, these all fit so well.XD And taking alcohol away from Ying is going to be a new running gag, isn't it?XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jan 25, 2022 2:42:13 GMT
Isabela: Ying... HOW STUPID ARE YOU?! Ying: You know I've honestly have a lot of mixed reviews on that aspect. Wakko: What do you mean by that? Ying: Well if you look at my grades you'll see I have As and Bs. So pretty average intelligence, but when you look at my daily life actions and choices... That's where you get most the negative opinion on my intelligence. Val: I'm more impressed you have some As in some of your classes. __________________________________ Zhan: Gwen, why did you drag me to the arcade? Gwen: You need some fun time without Ying. Zhan: Fine... Edward: Hey Gwen hey Zhan?... I would have never imagine seeing you here... Ever. Zhan: Thats it I'm leaving. Gwen: NO! Edward, Zhan is here to experience some fun. Edward: Wait he has fun? Zhan: Yes. *gives Edward his cold death glare that looks like he will murder you* Gwen: Come on! Let's go play some games dorks! *3 hours of playing games* Gwen: THE GAME I CALLED STREET FIGHTER! You do not fight anyone in the street. Zhan: Then how come I won? Edward: I don’t know maybe because you have a freaking ice sword. __________________________________ Shizuo: Hey Rom got any smokes on you? Rom: I think I have some old ones from my old bandmates, why I thought you were quitting. Besides I thought Harley was watching you. Shizuo: Yeah but trying to quiet cold turkey isn’t healthy. Besides Harley isn’t here. Rom: Yes she is… She’s right up there. *points to a rooftop to where Harley is watching them from afar with binoculars. Shizuo: What the hell… Harley: I told you! LIKE A HAWK! __________________________________ Suzaku: I accidentally left my phone in the dorm shower overnight. Sometimes I think I’m stupid. Lelouch: Don’t worry I think that all the time. Suzaku: Leave your phone in the dorm showers? Lelouch: No think your stupid. __________________________________ Elsa: Isabelle are you ok? Isabelle: Yeah I’m absolutely fine. Why? Elsa: Earlier you asked me get you glue to hold yourself together… __________________________________ Law: Don’t Shizuo: Don’t what? Law: Don’t kill Syndrome. Shizuo: I wasnt gonna kill him… I was thinking of ways to kill him. Harley: How many did you come up with? Shizuo: 472 ways… _________________________________ Jack F: So you'll give us the alcohol... Ying: Well if thats what everyone wants then... *starts to hand over bag but then jumps out the window with it* NOT TODAY! Edward: What does Zhan see in this idiot!? Adrien: I dont know! Wait, who forgot to invite him to this meeting! This would have been so much easier! Val: I blame Yugo Yugo: Stop blaming me! God, these all fit so well.XD And taking alcohol away from Ying is going to be a new running gag, isn't it?XD yes it's gonna be a new task for the Student Council. In which Zhan will have mix feelings as Zhan wants Ying to be happy but he also wants him to be healthy.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 2:58:47 GMT
God, these all fit so well.XD And taking alcohol away from Ying is going to be a new running gag, isn't it?XD yes it's gonna be a new task for the Student Council. In which Zhan will have mix feelings as Zhan wants Ying to be happy but he also wants him to be healthy. Ying can have alcohol again when he's not an acholic. Though he'll probably always be under supervision. XD
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 3:13:10 GMT
Was in the mood for some more incorrect quotes. XD
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*After a major pranking disaster*
Ying: *grinning while comically, HEAVILY burnt to a crisp* Everything’s fine, Saber!
Saber: Ying, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
Louis: …I am going to murder him.
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Nessa: Uh...when do you usually go to sleep?
Kuro: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Mirabel: *chuckles nervously* He's fallen asleep pretty much everywhere by now.
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Blake: *sarcastically* Do you take constructive criticism?
Val: No, only cash or credit.
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Vera: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Val: They’re golden retrievers, sis. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Vera: …You need to stop hanging out with Ying. You're losing braincells.
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Bandit: *holding Lance hostage and yelling through a megaphone* 10 grand and we’ll give him back!
Lance: *offended* You think I’m only worth 10 grand?!
Bandit: …What?
Lance: *takes the megaphone* MAKE IT 50!
Keith, from a distance: SHUT UP LANCE!
Hunk: *has his face in his hands, groaning*
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Rei, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Edward: *walks into the dorm lobby, covered with ink and his eye twitching* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Bruno: Trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions and omens.
James: How's that going?
Bruno: Pretty good, honestly...besides the general anxiety of making your own decisions, I guess.
James: Completely understandable.
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(Satou's general reaction to people wanting to be nice to her)
Natsu: *running towards Satou with open arms*
Satou: *moves out of the way*
Natsu: Hey, why'd you move?!
Satou: I thought you were going to attack me.
Natsu: I was going to hug you!
Satou: Why would you hug me?
Natsu: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Kaeya: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Diluc: Did Mira say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Kaeya: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Izuku: Seriously, Satou, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Satou: That’s not important.
Izuku: I DISAGREE.
Laby: *is drinking strawberry milk while watching this, sitting next to Bakugo*
Bakugou: *looks bored* Obviously everyone, Deku.
Izuku: NOT HELPING KACCHAN.
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Post by RuneDrake on Jan 25, 2022 5:01:23 GMT
After been caught...walking around the streets
Yugo: At this rate, we are going to need a new place where our operations to create our havoc plans. Surely, Natsu is good doing troublemaking stuff but his IQ is lower than 4.
Natsu: (behind them) Hey, I am not that dumb.
Ruffnut: No. You are not as dumb than the Kodama.
Natsu: See!? I am not as dumb as the Kodama...What's a Kodama?
Yugo: Can someone be have a negative IQ? Like -50 IQ?
TKO: Beats me. but he shall be in that spectrum.
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Honoka (with Saber): ...And I told him to never drink Kanji in my life...but he ended mixing him in the lemonade I prepared for Saber and me. And after recover him once more, he ended in this dishwash sponge.
Isabelle: I was living happy by having that duo of triple personality and the Viking alongside...but then, the fear eyed student, the shrinking/growing twins, Mirajane's son. that card trickster, the shapeshifter prankster and the army-in-one Ying came here...At this point, I need to ask to the barber to use more yellow tincture to hide my white fur.
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Swordsman: Okay, plan for today. Find where the dragon is hiding. Seems these people were brainwashed indeed by him. They attacked us like savages and almost we get in their dungeons.
Thief: That dragon is going to give us the experience we need to evolve much greater.
Cleric: However, did you saw those strange weapons some of them were carrying? Those large metallic tubes where fire came from the inside? Do you think that's the dragon's brainwashing powers?
Archer: And seeing some were using small versions in each hand like they were metallic small wands...we are in total disadvantage.
Swordsman: Hey! I know what you thinking. But this must be the most challenging dungeon we had ever been before. Imagine the treasures, coins and items we can loot to them. And besides, once the dragon is defeated, they shall be released from the spell and receive us as truly heroes.
Thief: Okay...but can we discuss this not be over our knees with cardboard boxes over in this corner of the city? THis is so humiliating!
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Experiments with Asriel and Tsubomi
Asriel: Howdy! I am Asriel here with my friend Tsubomi.
Tsubomi: (confused) Why are we talking to the window with a cardboard box panel trying to be a TV?
(imagine Ori holding the square card box television screen with that part cut off)
Asriel: We are going to present our show to the crowd.
Tsubomi: What crowd?
Asriel: The one who is writing this sketch right now. See! He is doing this already!
Tsubomi: No!! Don' break the fourth wall!! I am not ready to know my existence as a fiction character.
Asriel: Heh... See us the next time.
(Tsubomi with a sweat drop over her head size bolling ball with Asriel waving towards the fake screen)
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jan 25, 2022 18:29:51 GMT
More Chaotic ideas...
Ying: I've been thinking...
Diana: Oh that's bad.
Adrian: Dangerous even.
Val: Honestly it should be illegal.
Ying: Ok that's rude! For that I'm not gonna tell you what I was thinking.
Saber: I think not knowing is worse... ________________________________
Hu Tao: it looks like the cause of death was fall from a great height...
Law: There was nothing we could do.
Harley: I get it no more throwing my phone at shizuo from the top of high roof buildings! Lesson learned.
Shizuo: Can someone get me ice?! My head is killing me... __________________________________
James: Roy... Why do you need these elephant tranquilzers?...
Roy: There for next time if Shizuo is next rage mode...
James: Oh then... I'm try not to use all them on him on once... There is a chance shizuo’s heart might stop if you use too many on him all at once. Roy: But overall you are giving me permission to use Elephant tranquilizers on Shizuo.
James: Yep! __________________________________
Ying: Hey Frank?! Can't I ask a favor.
Frank: *starts to hands Ying bottle of liquor* wait how old did you say you were again?
Ying: 15 why?
Frank: Oh just checking, here ya go. Don't tell anyone where you go it!
Ying: THANKS!
*2 hours later*
Mirajane: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!
Ying: Venti gave it to me.
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Jan 25, 2022 18:59:24 GMT
Was in the mood for some more incorrect quotes. XD --- *After a major pranking disaster* Ying: *grinning while comically, HEAVILY burnt to a crisp* Everything’s fine, Saber! Saber: Ying, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE. Louis: …I am going to murder him. --- Nessa: Uh...when do you usually go to sleep? Kuro: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods. Mirabel: *chuckles nervously* He's fallen asleep pretty much everywhere by now. --- Blake: *sarcastically* Do you take constructive criticism? Val: No, only cash or credit. --- Vera: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Val: They’re golden retrievers, sis. They retrieve gold. I did this for us. Vera: …You need to stop hanging out with Ying. You're losing braincells. --- Bandit: *holding Lance hostage and yelling through a megaphone* 10 grand and we’ll give him back! Lance: *offended* You think I’m only worth 10 grand?! Bandit: …What? Lance: *takes the megaphone* MAKE IT 50! Keith, from a distance: SHUT UP LANCE! Hunk: *has his face in his hands, groaning* --- Rei, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Edward: *walks into the dorm lobby, covered with ink and his eye twitching* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick. --- Bruno: Trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions and omens. James: How's that going? Bruno: Pretty good, honestly...besides the general anxiety of making your own decisions, I guess. James: Completely understandable. --- (Satou's general reaction to people wanting to be nice to her) Natsu: *running towards Satou with open arms* Satou: *moves out of the way* Natsu: Hey, why'd you move?! Satou: I thought you were going to attack me. Natsu: I was going to hug you! Satou: Why would you hug me? Natsu: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? --- Kaeya: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Diluc: Did Mira say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Kaeya: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL– --- Izuku: Seriously, Satou, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Satou: That’s not important. Izuku: I DISAGREE. Laby: *is drinking strawberry milk while watching this, sitting next to Bakugo* Bakugou: *looks bored* Obviously everyone, Deku. Izuku: NOT HELPING KACCHAN. All of this could happen.XD And Kaeya, don't use that excuse, we all know it's the reason Diluc mentioned.XD
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Jan 25, 2022 19:00:06 GMT
After been caught...walking around the streets Yugo: At this rate, we are going to need a new place where our operations to create our havoc plans. Surely, Natsu is good doing troublemaking stuff but his IQ is lower than 4. Natsu: (behind them) Hey, I am not that dumb. Ruffnut: No. You are not as dumb than the Kodama. Natsu: See!? I am not as dumb as the Kodama...What's a Kodama? Yugo: Can someone be have a negative IQ? Like -50 IQ? TKO: Beats me. but he shall be in that spectrum. ----------------------------------------------- Honoka (with Saber): ...And I told him to never drink Kanji in my life...but he ended mixing him in the lemonade I prepared for Saber and me. And after recover him once more, he ended in this dishwash sponge. Isabelle: I was living happy by having that duo of triple personality and the Viking alongside...but then, the fear eyed student, the shrinking/growing twins, Mirajane's son. that card trickster, the shapeshifter prankster and the army-in-one Ying came here...At this point, I need to ask to the barber to use more yellow tincture to hide my white fur. ----------------------------------------------- Swordsman: Okay, plan for today. Find where the dragon is hiding. Seems these people were brainwashed indeed by him. They attacked us like savages and almost we get in their dungeons. Thief: That dragon is going to give us the experience we need to evolve much greater. Cleric: However, did you saw those strange weapons some of them were carrying? Those large metallic tubes where fire came from the inside? Do you think that's the dragon's brainwashing powers? Archer: And seeing some were using small versions in each hand like they were metallic small wands...we are in total disadvantage. Swordsman: Hey! I know what you thinking. But this must be the most challenging dungeon we had ever been before. Imagine the treasures, coins and items we can loot to them. And besides, once the dragon is defeated, they shall be released from the spell and receive us as truly heroes. Thief: Okay...but can we discuss this not be over our knees with cardboard boxes over in this corner of the city? THis is so humiliating! ------------------------------------------ Experiments with Asriel and Tsubomi Asriel: Howdy! I am Asriel here with my friend Tsubomi. Tsubomi: (confused) Why are we talking to the window with a cardboard box panel trying to be a TV? (imagine Ori holding the square card box television screen with that part cut off) Asriel: We are going to present our show to the crowd. Tsubomi: What crowd? Asriel: The one who is writing this sketch right now. See! He is doing this already! Tsubomi: No!! Don' break the fourth wall!! I am not ready to know my existence as a fiction character. Asriel: Heh... See us the next time. (Tsubomi with a sweat drop over her head size bolling ball with Asriel waving towards the fake screen) Natsu, you're an idiot, get over it.XD The rest fit well, and damn, it's been a long time since we had a fourth wall breaking moment in these.XD
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Jan 25, 2022 19:03:17 GMT
More Chaotic ideas... Ying: I've been thinking... Diana: Oh that's bad. Adrian: Dangerous even. Val: Honestly it should be illegal. Ying: Ok that's rude! For that I'm not gonna tell you what I was thinking. Saber: I think not knowing is worse... ________________________________ Hu Tao: it looks like the cause of death was fall from a great height... Law: There was nothing we could do. Harley: I get it no more throwing my phone at shizuo from the top of high roof buildings! Lesson learned. Shizuo: Can someone get me ice?! My head is killing me... __________________________________ James: Roy... Why do you need these elephant tranquilzers?... Roy: There for next time if Shizuo is next rage mode... James: Oh then... I'm try not to use all them on him on once... There is a chance shizuo’s heart might stop if you use too many on him all at once. Roy: But overall you are giving me permission to use Elephant tranquilizers on Shizuo. James: Yep! __________________________________ Ying: Hey Frank?! Can't I ask a favor. Frank: *starts to hands Ying bottle of liquor* wait how old did you say you were again? Ying: 15 why? Frank: Oh just checking, here ya go. Don't tell anyone where you go it! Ying: THANKS! *2 hours later* Mirajane: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?! Ying: Venti gave it to me. These fit well.XD And yeah, I can easily see poor Venti getting the blame whenever the kids somehow get liquor.XD Just like... Venti: *Annoyed* Would you kids stop blaming me whenever you get caught?! I have enough trouble getting alcohol as is! Clopin: Oh, please keep going. It's fun seeing him mad.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 19:09:19 GMT
Was in the mood for some more incorrect quotes. XD --- *After a major pranking disaster* Ying: *grinning while comically, HEAVILY burnt to a crisp* Everything’s fine, Saber! Saber: Ying, I know your relationship with the English language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE. Louis: …I am going to murder him. --- Nessa: Uh...when do you usually go to sleep? Kuro: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods. Mirabel: *chuckles nervously* He's fallen asleep pretty much everywhere by now. --- Blake: *sarcastically* Do you take constructive criticism? Val: No, only cash or credit. --- Vera: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Val: They’re golden retrievers, sis. They retrieve gold. I did this for us. Vera: …You need to stop hanging out with Ying. You're losing braincells. --- Bandit: *holding Lance hostage and yelling through a megaphone* 10 grand and we’ll give him back! Lance: *offended* You think I’m only worth 10 grand?! Bandit: …What? Lance: *takes the megaphone* MAKE IT 50! Keith, from a distance: SHUT UP LANCE! Hunk: *has his face in his hands, groaning* --- Rei, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Edward: *walks into the dorm lobby, covered with ink and his eye twitching* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick. --- Bruno: Trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions and omens. James: How's that going? Bruno: Pretty good, honestly...besides the general anxiety of making your own decisions, I guess. James: Completely understandable. --- (Satou's general reaction to people wanting to be nice to her) Natsu: *running towards Satou with open arms* Satou: *moves out of the way* Natsu: Hey, why'd you move?! Satou: I thought you were going to attack me. Natsu: I was going to hug you! Satou: Why would you hug me? Natsu: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!? --- Kaeya: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Diluc: Did Mira say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Kaeya: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL– --- Izuku: Seriously, Satou, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Satou: That’s not important. Izuku: I DISAGREE. Laby: *is drinking strawberry milk while watching this, sitting next to Bakugo* Bakugou: *looks bored* Obviously everyone, Deku. Izuku: NOT HELPING KACCHAN. All of this could happen.XD And Kaeya, don't use that excuse, we all know it's the reason Diluc mentioned.XD Kaeya refuses to acknowledged what happened, it's too embarrassing for him. XD
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jan 25, 2022 19:09:45 GMT
After been caught...walking around the streets Yugo: At this rate, we are going to need a new place where our operations to create our havoc plans. Surely, Natsu is good doing troublemaking stuff but his IQ is lower than 4. Natsu: (behind them) Hey, I am not that dumb. Ruffnut: No. You are not as dumb than the Kodama. Natsu: See!? I am not as dumb as the Kodama...What's a Kodama? Yugo: Can someone be have a negative IQ? Like -50 IQ? TKO: Beats me. but he shall be in that spectrum. ----------------------------------------------- Honoka (with Saber): ...And I told him to never drink Kanji in my life...but he ended mixing him in the lemonade I prepared for Saber and me. And after recover him once more, he ended in this dishwash sponge. Isabelle: I was living happy by having that duo of triple personality and the Viking alongside...but then, the fear eyed student, the shrinking/growing twins, Mirajane's son. that card trickster, the shapeshifter prankster and the army-in-one Ying came here...At this point, I need to ask to the barber to use more yellow tincture to hide my white fur. ----------------------------------------------- Swordsman: Okay, plan for today. Find where the dragon is hiding. Seems these people were brainwashed indeed by him. They attacked us like savages and almost we get in their dungeons. Thief: That dragon is going to give us the experience we need to evolve much greater. Cleric: However, did you saw those strange weapons some of them were carrying? Those large metallic tubes where fire came from the inside? Do you think that's the dragon's brainwashing powers? Archer: And seeing some were using small versions in each hand like they were metallic small wands...we are in total disadvantage. Swordsman: Hey! I know what you thinking. But this must be the most challenging dungeon we had ever been before. Imagine the treasures, coins and items we can loot to them. And besides, once the dragon is defeated, they shall be released from the spell and receive us as truly heroes. Thief: Okay...but can we discuss this not be over our knees with cardboard boxes over in this corner of the city? THis is so humiliating! ------------------------------------------ Experiments with Asriel and Tsubomi Asriel: Howdy! I am Asriel here with my friend Tsubomi. Tsubomi: (confused) Why are we talking to the window with a cardboard box panel trying to be a TV? (imagine Ori holding the square card box television screen with that part cut off) Asriel: We are going to present our show to the crowd. Tsubomi: What crowd? Asriel: The one who is writing this sketch right now. See! He is doing this already! Tsubomi: No!! Don' break the fourth wall!! I am not ready to know my existence as a fiction character. Asriel: Heh... See us the next time. (Tsubomi with a sweat drop over her head size bolling ball with Asriel waving towards the fake screen) Natsu, you're an idiot, get over it.XD The rest fit well, and damn, it's been a long time since we had a fourth wall breaking moment in these.XD Fourth-wall breaking! XD
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