I have more chaos. XD
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Karma: I am organizing a surprise party for Adaigo.
Blake: …Don’t you hate Adaigo?
Karma: *filling balloons with bees* Affirmative.
Saber & Naigsa: …
Ichigo K: Where the hell did he get the bees.
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Isabela: The next person who says “weird flex but okay” is going to get a kick to the shin.
Camilo: Preposterous boast but alas.
Isabela: …Being my cousin will not save you.
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(At Sunshine Cafe)
Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Satou: The tears of my enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
(Crickets chirp as Bakugou, Deku and the waiter all stare in silence)
Laby: *happily sipping away at a cup of chocolate milk, blissfully oblivious*
Waiter: We have jasmine tea.
Satou: Oh, that's a good flavor. Yes, please.
Bakugou: Fricking hell.
Deku: *laughs nervously and sweatdrops*
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Jean: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Lisa: But, darling, we'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so we can feel whole again.
Jean: *blushes* O-oh. Well. *pauses* Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Diluc: *muffled because his face is in the pillow* Is it working?
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(Drinking together at the bar)
Carina: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Kisuke: But are you shuffling?
Carina: Everyday.
Fenton: *confused* What language are you two speaking??
Giriko: *groans and takes a big seep of his beer*
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Ying: *bursts into the dorm's main lobby* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??
Louis: *raises an eyebrow and whispers to Saber* He reads?
Saber: *deadpan* Surprisingly enough, yes.
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(During the teacher's days as students)
(Kaeya is cooking in the kitchen)
Mirajane: Any chance that's for me?
Kaeya: It's for Diluc. I'm planning on making some bad decisions tonight, and I need him on my side.
Lisa: *teasingly* I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Kaeya: *points the spatula at her* Watch it.
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(After a late night of troublemaking during the summer)
Mirajane: *shakes Natsu awake* Come on, baby. Rise and shine.
Natsu: *groans and sits up with a sour face*
Mirajane: *rolls her eyes* Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. You need to get dressed, eat, and then you're going to personally explain every detail of what you did last night so I can give you detention.
Natsu: *groans and lies back down, covering his head with his pillow*
Happy: Aye!
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(Around Halloween time in the dorm main lobby, where everyone is hiding. All the decorations are...terrifying, to say the very least.)
Edward: So...who the hell thought it was a great idea to let Oka have a Mimikyu?!
Val: For once, it was not the regular culprits, I swear!
Letty: *is hiding terribly in his dragon form, cowering and covering his eyes*
Ichigo H: Oh, poor Letty-kun...
Louis: *eye twitching* Her pet isn't so much the problem as...who put her in charge of decorating for Halloween?!
(All eyes turn towards Ying, who sheepishly inches behind Zhan)
Ying: *chuckles nervously* Hehehe...oops?
Isabela: …I am going to strangle him.
Blake: *glares with her ears pinned back*
Ichigo K: …Zhan, your boyfriend is a menace.
Zhan: Mn. *nods slightly in agreement*
Ying: *gasps* Babe!
Saber: Shhh! Do you want her to hear us?! It's bad enough she got Adrien and Karma already!
Oka: *voice distant but getting closer* Everyone, where are you? Come play with us! I have bunch of fun games and movies we can all do together!
(Everyone pales)
Zoe: …I say every student for themselves.
Kyoko: Normally, I would disagree...but not today.
(Everyone makes a mad dash for freedom)