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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 24, 2021 22:01:17 GMT
I have more... Ying: *hears his phone ring* Oh I’ll get that. *Answers* Hell- Val: WHERE ARE YOU!? *ying nears drops his phone in surprise from gal yelling into it* Ying: Um… Who is this? Val: this is Val and where are you!? Ying: *pauses for a unnecessary long time* OH SHIT! I forgot we had a thing... Natsu: A thing that is now on fire! And with talking raccoons! Hu Tao: hey you helped where is Ying! Ying: I... Got distracted by... Homework.. Zhan: Ying who are you talking to? Val: THAT MUST BE HOMEWORK! Ying: Oh no we're... *crunching paper sounds* I'm going through a... *more crunching sounds* I can't... Bye! *hangs up* ---------------------------------- James: Ok ladies, it obvious you two need my three self care tips! Isabelle: And... What exactly are those tips?... James: Simple my dear headmistress. Shop Spa and shots! Pauline: IM IN FOR ALL THREE! Particularly number 3! Isabelle: Same! I want many number 3s. James: We’ll hold on number three... Pauline and Isabelle: Awwwww! ---------------------------------- Al: Suzaku... Can I ask you something? Suzaku: No Al... Al: You didn't know what I was going to ask you... Suzaku: you were going to ask if you can borrow Arthur for a few days... Last time I did that you wouldnt give him back... Al: It'll be different though! Tell him, Ed! Ed: Well... I'm not so sure if I believe ya either buddy... XD Al's cat crazy as always, while Pauline and Isabelle need drinks.XD Either beer or coffee, or even both.XD And I won't lie: The talking raccoon part makes me think Sly somehow got mixed up in the event.XD Probably both. XD Oh, gosh, Sly getting involved with that group is makes it a lot more chaotic. XD |
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Nov 24, 2021 23:23:54 GMT
XD Al's cat crazy as always, while Pauline and Isabelle need drinks.XD Either beer or coffee, or even both.XD And I won't lie: The talking raccoon part makes me think Sly somehow got mixed up in the event.XD Probably both. XD Oh, gosh, Sly getting involved with that group is makes it a lot more chaotic. XD Make it Sly and Lumine.XD She's bound to tag along under the promise to Ichigo and Tsubomi that she'll make sure Sly won't get killed.XD When, really, it's the other way around.XD |
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 25, 2021 0:17:59 GMT
Probably both. XD Oh, gosh, Sly getting involved with that group is makes it a lot more chaotic. XD Make it Sly and Lumine.XD She's bound to tag along under the promise to Ichigo and Tsubomi that she'll make sure Sly won't get killed.XD When, really, it's the other way around.XD Oh, god. XD Ichigo and Tsubomi are going to get white hairs so fast. XD |
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Nov 25, 2021 2:31:39 GMT
(Got the idea from the Raccoon Lord gag I've seen, plus Varian having a pet raccoon.XD)
Sly: So, let me see if I understand this...you guys want to know who would be the 'Raccoon lord'?
Ying and Hu Tao nodded, both clearly hyped up on coffee and sugar.
Ying: Hu Tao thinks it should be her, since she trained those wild raccoons!
Hu Tao: And Ying thinks it should be him for some of the tricks he tried to pull with them!
Sly: *Annoyed* And you came to me why?!
Ying: Well, we can't ask Varian's pet raccoon without Adrien's help. *Shrug* So you seemed to be the second best choice.
Sly: *Facepalm himself when Hu Tao nodded.*
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 25, 2021 4:51:48 GMT
(Got the idea from the Raccoon Lord gag I've seen, plus Varian having a pet raccoon.XD) Sly: So, let me see if I understand this...you guys want to know who would be the 'Raccoon lord'? Ying and Hu Tao nodded, both clearly hyped up on coffee and sugar. Ying: Hu Tao thinks it should be her, since she trained those wild raccoons! Hu Tao: And Ying thinks it should be him for some of the tricks he tried to pull with them! Sly: *Annoyed* And you came to me why?! Ying: Well, we can't ask Varian's pet raccoon without Adrien's help. *Shrug* So you seemed to be the second best choice. Sly: *Facepalm himself when Hu Tao nodded.* Who shall be the Racoon Lord? XD |
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Post by Underworld Witch on Nov 25, 2021 5:31:24 GMT
(Got the idea from the Raccoon Lord gag I've seen, plus Varian having a pet raccoon.XD) Sly: So, let me see if I understand this...you guys want to know who would be the 'Raccoon lord'? Ying and Hu Tao nodded, both clearly hyped up on coffee and sugar. Ying: Hu Tao thinks it should be her, since she trained those wild raccoons! Hu Tao: And Ying thinks it should be him for some of the tricks he tried to pull with them! Sly: *Annoyed* And you came to me why?! Ying: Well, we can't ask Varian's pet raccoon without Adrien's help. *Shrug* So you seemed to be the second best choice. Sly: *Facepalm himself when Hu Tao nodded.* Ah the toughest question of them all... This might lead to a battle, and that battle will leave the town in runes... And possibly covered in raccoons. |
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Nov 25, 2021 7:12:35 GMT
(Got the idea from the Raccoon Lord gag I've seen, plus Varian having a pet raccoon.XD) Sly: So, let me see if I understand this...you guys want to know who would be the 'Raccoon lord'? Ying and Hu Tao nodded, both clearly hyped up on coffee and sugar. Ying: Hu Tao thinks it should be her, since she trained those wild raccoons! Hu Tao: And Ying thinks it should be him for some of the tricks he tried to pull with them! Sly: *Annoyed* And you came to me why?! Ying: Well, we can't ask Varian's pet raccoon without Adrien's help. *Shrug* So you seemed to be the second best choice. Sly: *Facepalm himself when Hu Tao nodded.* Who shall be the Racoon Lord? XD Knowing Sly, he may do something like this based on how Ying and Hu Tao get just to mess with them.XD Sly: You know what? *Points to Varian and then himself* Either Varian or me are the Raccoon Lord. You two are too crazy for the title. Varian: Wha-?! Don't drag me into this! Sly: *Smirks* To late, I already did. |
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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Nov 25, 2021 7:13:47 GMT
(Got the idea from the Raccoon Lord gag I've seen, plus Varian having a pet raccoon.XD) Sly: So, let me see if I understand this...you guys want to know who would be the 'Raccoon lord'? Ying and Hu Tao nodded, both clearly hyped up on coffee and sugar. Ying: Hu Tao thinks it should be her, since she trained those wild raccoons! Hu Tao: And Ying thinks it should be him for some of the tricks he tried to pull with them! Sly: *Annoyed* And you came to me why?! Ying: Well, we can't ask Varian's pet raccoon without Adrien's help. *Shrug* So you seemed to be the second best choice. Sly: *Facepalm himself when Hu Tao nodded.* Ah the toughest question of them all... This might lead to a battle, and that battle will leave the town in runes... And possibly covered in raccoons. Oh, God.XD I can just imagine the paper word Merlin, Roy, and Birdie will have to deal with if Ying and Hu Tao try to fight for the title in town.XD |
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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Nov 25, 2021 13:55:30 GMT
Ah the toughest question of them all... This might lead to a battle, and that battle will leave the town in runes... And possibly covered in raccoons. Oh, God.XD I can just imagine the paper word Merlin, Roy, and Birdie will have to deal with if Ying and Hu Tao try to fight for the title in town.XD Oh god I'm already feeling bad for those three XD And I think you mean Birdy sis. XD |
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 25, 2021 23:51:24 GMT
Oh, gosh. The sheer insanity that would happen. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Nov 26, 2021 1:06:31 GMT
Oh, gosh. The sheer insanity that would happen. XD That sounds about right. One simple silly question causes a unforeseen destruction for the entire town... An thus verse of "We didn't start the fire" happens to the town once again. Lets just be glad no one has Loki the god of mischief here. Or who knows what would happen to this place. |
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Post by Underworld Witch on Nov 26, 2021 1:43:59 GMT
Zhan: Ying and I don’t use pet names.
Edward: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Zhan: Honey?
Ying: *Pops head through the window* Yes, Babe?
Zhan: ……
Edward: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Law: Hu Tao isn’t answering her phone.
Harley: I’ll call!
Law: Shirayuk and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Hu Tao: Hello?
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Lelouch: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Laby: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Val: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Natsu: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Law: You know those things will kill you, right?
Roy, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Shizuo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Harley: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Pauline: What are your goals?
James: To pet all the dogs.
Pauline: No, fitness goals.
James: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Shizuo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Roy: Hey.
Ragna: Hi.
Rom: Hello.
Harley: Hey!
Shizuo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Harley: We were out of Doritos.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 26, 2021 2:29:58 GMT
Zhan: Ying and I don’t use pet names.
Edward: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Zhan: Honey?
Ying: *Pops head through the window* Yes, Babe?
Zhan: ……
Edward: Don't ever lie to my face again. ———————————————— Law: Hu Tao isn’t answering her phone.
Harley: I’ll call!
Law: Shirayuk and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Hu Tao: Hello? ———————————————— Lelouch: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Laby: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Val: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Natsu: Put spaghetti in it.
Lelouch: I'm no longer taking suggestions. ———————————————— Law: You know those things will kill you, right?
Roy, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Shizuo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Harley: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough* ———————————————— Pauline: What are your goals?
James: To pet all the dogs.
Pauline: No, fitness goals.
James: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs. ———————————————— Shizuo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Roy: Hey.
Ragna: Hi.
Rom: Hello.
Harley: Hey!
Shizuo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Harley: We were out of Doritos. These are great. XD |
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Post by Underworld Witch on Nov 30, 2021 1:51:39 GMT
Ying: I am 99.9999% certain Zhan will catch me no matter what.
Ruffnut: 20 bucks that’s a lie.
Val: 30. I want to see what will happen.
Sly: I'm in.
Ying: I’m in too! *Ying sees Zhan helping Varian and Edward carrying many trays of different sizes of vails containing multiple different magical and experimental liquids is, and runs at him full force* ZHAN CATCH ME!
Zhan: *panicking looking back at the trays and Ying and just, accidentally tossing the trays onto Edward and Varian and catching Ying in his arms*
Ying: Told you!
Edward: I’m green! And orange now! *the vails turned his skin green with orange spots*
Varian: My hair is alive! *his hair turned into snakes*
Ying: I'm sorry this was for science and money... Mainly money...
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Shizuo: 25.... 30…. 35…. 40…. 45…. 50…. 55….
Roy: Why is shizuo counting?…
Harley: Not sure… but I can’t wait to see what happens when he gets to 100!
Roy: I need more whiskey…
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James: And we’re done- oh gods no! *jame removing the towel from they're friend’s hair*
Tamamo: Why… what happened to my hair, James?!
James: ah… well… I… may have used too much pink dye…
Tamamo: *goes to the mirror* OH MY!
James: And this is why I’m not a beautician…
Pauline: Best sleepover ever…
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Nov 30, 2021 3:46:05 GMT
Ying: I am 99.9999% certain Zhan will catch me no matter what. Ruffnut: 20 bucks that’s a lie. Val: 30. I want to see what will happen. Sly: I'm in. Ying: I’m in too! *Ying sees Zhan helping Varian and Edward carrying many trays of different sizes of vails containing multiple different magical and experimental liquids is, and runs at him full force* ZHAN CATCH ME! Zhan: *panicking looking back at the trays and Ying and just, accidentally tossing the trays onto Edward and Varian and catching Ying in his arms* Ying: Told you! Edward: I’m green! And orange now! *the vails turned his skin green with orange spots* Varian: My hair is alive! *his hair turned into snakes* Ying: I'm sorry this was for science and money... Mainly money... ----------------------------------- Shizuo: 25.... 30…. 35…. 40…. 45…. 50…. 55…. Roy: Why is shizuo counting?… Harley: Not sure… but I can’t wait to see what happens when he gets to 100! Roy: I need more whiskey… ----------------------------------- James: And we’re done- oh gods no! *jame removing the towel from they're friend’s hair* Tamamo: Why… what happened to my hair, James?! James: ah… well… I… may have used too much pink dye… Tamamo: *goes to the mirror* OH MY! James: And this is why I’m not a beautician… Pauline: Best sleepover ever… Oh geez. XD |
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