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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Jul 15, 2022 23:04:14 GMT
A little sneak peak to some chaos I'm working on. :3 XXX Vera: When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “cool,” but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to move on.” What kind of double standard- Shizuo: *sweatdropping* I'm guessing we have more tourists in town. XXX Kaeya: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Hughes: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. Cloud: A realist sees a freight train. Diluc: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks. Loid: *nods in agreement with Diluc* XXX Shiro: *about the troublemaking students* Somebody please tell the gods that I am not one of their strongest soldiers, and if they keep giving me these battles, I will be seeing them very soon...and throttling them for doing this to me. Adam: ...Okay, Shiro, I think it's time for a break. Take a few days off. All Might: Go out of town, travel around for a bit. XXX Deku: Be nice. Satou: I can’t. Hiccup: *clearly dreading the answer* Why not? Satou: I don’t want to. Deku: But-but you're nice to Laby! And other kids! Satou: Because they don't deserve to be treated meanly, and they don't get on my last nerve...unlike a certain few. Atsushi: ...Satou-san, please tell me you aren't planning to murder some of the other students. Satou: Alright, I won't. *The boys facepalm in unison* XXX Blake: We need to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without? Val: Probably Ying. Kuro: ...Sometimes, your ruthlessness with money and Ying concerns me. Val: Oh, he'll be fine. Zhan will just sneak him back home or they'll finally elope. XXX Kaeya: Do you think I’m scary? Mirajane: Yes, of course, you’re terrifying. Kaeya: ... *looks at her with a deadpan look* Can you say it like you’re not talking to a little puppy barking at the doorbell? Mirajane: Sorry, can’t do that. XXX Idia: You have friends and I kinda envy that. Riddle: You’re welcome to share my friends, Idia. Idia: *looks at Cater and Che'nya* Idia: Yeah...no, I don’t want those. I'll take Trey, though. XXX Bayonetta: Hello, Jeanne. Made anyone cry today? Jeanne: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30. Cynthia: ...Sometimes, I really worry about you two. XXX *In the dorms main room, students are staring as Loki is desperately piling everything up in front of the doors, blocking them* Ichigo H: Um... What's going on? Nessa: *just came back from a swim in the school pool* Oh, is it that time of the year already? Blake: Eeyup. Natsu: Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that. Lumine: ...What in the heck are you talking about? Saber: *deadpan expression* Loki's family is coming to visit. Sly: I thought Loki's family was just his mom? Nessa: Nope. Lumine: ...Are you going to explain? Usagi: It's a bit too hard to explain, really. ^^; Ashylnn: You'll understand when you see it. Loki: LESS SPECULATING ON MY FAMILY, MORE HELPING ME KEEP THEM OUT! I DON'T WANT PINCHED CHEEKS! Someway, somehow, I don't see that going well for Shiro if by some chance Keith got into a fist fight...AGAIN. XD
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 16, 2022 4:18:15 GMT
A little sneak peak to some chaos I'm working on. :3 XXX Vera: When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “cool,” but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to move on.” What kind of double standard- Shizuo: *sweatdropping* I'm guessing we have more tourists in town. XXX Kaeya: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Hughes: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. Cloud: A realist sees a freight train. Diluc: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks. Loid: *nods in agreement with Diluc* XXX Shiro: *about the troublemaking students* Somebody please tell the gods that I am not one of their strongest soldiers, and if they keep giving me these battles, I will be seeing them very soon...and throttling them for doing this to me. Adam: ...Okay, Shiro, I think it's time for a break. Take a few days off. All Might: Go out of town, travel around for a bit. XXX Deku: Be nice. Satou: I can’t. Hiccup: *clearly dreading the answer* Why not? Satou: I don’t want to. Deku: But-but you're nice to Laby! And other kids! Satou: Because they don't deserve to be treated meanly, and they don't get on my last nerve...unlike a certain few. Atsushi: ...Satou-san, please tell me you aren't planning to murder some of the other students. Satou: Alright, I won't. *The boys facepalm in unison* XXX Blake: We need to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without? Val: Probably Ying. Kuro: ...Sometimes, your ruthlessness with money and Ying concerns me. Val: Oh, he'll be fine. Zhan will just sneak him back home or they'll finally elope. XXX Kaeya: Do you think I’m scary? Mirajane: Yes, of course, you’re terrifying. Kaeya: ... *looks at her with a deadpan look* Can you say it like you’re not talking to a little puppy barking at the doorbell? Mirajane: Sorry, can’t do that. XXX Idia: You have friends and I kinda envy that. Riddle: You’re welcome to share my friends, Idia. Idia: *looks at Cater and Che'nya* Idia: Yeah...no, I don’t want those. I'll take Trey, though. XXX Bayonetta: Hello, Jeanne. Made anyone cry today? Jeanne: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30. Cynthia: ...Sometimes, I really worry about you two. XXX *In the dorms main room, students are staring as Loki is desperately piling everything up in front of the doors, blocking them* Ichigo H: Um... What's going on? Nessa: *just came back from a swim in the school pool* Oh, is it that time of the year already? Blake: Eeyup. Natsu: Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that. Lumine: ...What in the heck are you talking about? Saber: *deadpan expression* Loki's family is coming to visit. Sly: I thought Loki's family was just his mom? Nessa: Nope. Lumine: ...Are you going to explain? Usagi: It's a bit too hard to explain, really. ^^; Ashylnn: You'll understand when you see it. Loki: LESS SPECULATING ON MY FAMILY, MORE HELPING ME KEEP THEM OUT! I DON'T WANT PINCHED CHEEKS! Someway, somehow, I don't see that going well for Shiro if by some chance Keith got into a fist fight...AGAIN. XD He just gets a phone call while he's out of town, and it's someone on staff telling him his brother got into yet ANOTHER fist fight. XD The white hairs continue to grow. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 16, 2022 6:01:48 GMT
A little sneak peak to some chaos I'm working on. :3 XXX Vera: When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “cool,” but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to move on.” What kind of double standard- Shizuo: *sweatdropping* I'm guessing we have more tourists in town. XXX Kaeya: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Hughes: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. Cloud: A realist sees a freight train. Diluc: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks. Loid: *nods in agreement with Diluc* XXX Shiro: *about the troublemaking students* Somebody please tell the gods that I am not one of their strongest soldiers, and if they keep giving me these battles, I will be seeing them very soon...and throttling them for doing this to me. Adam: ...Okay, Shiro, I think it's time for a break. Take a few days off. All Might: Go out of town, travel around for a bit. XXX Deku: Be nice. Satou: I can’t. Hiccup: *clearly dreading the answer* Why not? Satou: I don’t want to. Deku: But-but you're nice to Laby! And other kids! Satou: Because they don't deserve to be treated meanly, and they don't get on my last nerve...unlike a certain few. Atsushi: ...Satou-san, please tell me you aren't planning to murder some of the other students. Satou: Alright, I won't. *The boys facepalm in unison* XXX Blake: We need to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without? Val: Probably Ying. Kuro: ...Sometimes, your ruthlessness with money and Ying concerns me. Val: Oh, he'll be fine. Zhan will just sneak him back home or they'll finally elope. XXX Kaeya: Do you think I’m scary? Mirajane: Yes, of course, you’re terrifying. Kaeya: ... *looks at her with a deadpan look* Can you say it like you’re not talking to a little puppy barking at the doorbell? Mirajane: Sorry, can’t do that. XXX Idia: You have friends and I kinda envy that. Riddle: You’re welcome to share my friends, Idia. Idia: *looks at Cater and Che'nya* Idia: Yeah...no, I don’t want those. I'll take Trey, though. XXX Bayonetta: Hello, Jeanne. Made anyone cry today? Jeanne: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30. Cynthia: ...Sometimes, I really worry about you two. XXX *In the dorms main room, students are staring as Loki is desperately piling everything up in front of the doors, blocking them* Ichigo H: Um... What's going on? Nessa: *just came back from a swim in the school pool* Oh, is it that time of the year already? Blake: Eeyup. Natsu: Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that. Lumine: ...What in the heck are you talking about? Saber: *deadpan expression* Loki's family is coming to visit. Sly: I thought Loki's family was just his mom? Nessa: Nope. Lumine: ...Are you going to explain? Usagi: It's a bit too hard to explain, really. ^^; Ashylnn: You'll understand when you see it. Loki: LESS SPECULATING ON MY FAMILY, MORE HELPING ME KEEP THEM OUT! I DON'T WANT PINCHED CHEEKS! Wow, Shizuo having to be the calm one... That's rare. That is brilliant thank you Diluc. Shiro here's a plate a cookies... I make no promises that you, adam and all might are going to have a pleasant year this year. Satou I am both terrified and fascinated by you. Please don't harm any of my characters. Zhan: Valerie you honestly believe I can sneak Ying into my home... Ying, who has been caught sneaking in and out of school and to the bar more times than he has probably been arrested. Ying: Yeah he makes a point... and rude! What did I ever do to you VAL! I have made and possibly owed you so much of mine and Zhan's money. Kaeya you will always be adorable that's why I got a chibi key chain of you. HA! Idia you'll make your own friends. Try Zhan his struggles making friends. Jeanne no making people cry... unless they deserve it and if they do can harley record it? Wow... Loki if they're your family they will find a way in.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 16, 2022 18:43:20 GMT
A little sneak peak to some chaos I'm working on. :3 XXX Vera: When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “cool,” but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to move on.” What kind of double standard- Shizuo: *sweatdropping* I'm guessing we have more tourists in town. XXX Kaeya: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Hughes: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. Cloud: A realist sees a freight train. Diluc: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks. Loid: *nods in agreement with Diluc* XXX Shiro: *about the troublemaking students* Somebody please tell the gods that I am not one of their strongest soldiers, and if they keep giving me these battles, I will be seeing them very soon...and throttling them for doing this to me. Adam: ...Okay, Shiro, I think it's time for a break. Take a few days off. All Might: Go out of town, travel around for a bit. XXX Deku: Be nice. Satou: I can’t. Hiccup: *clearly dreading the answer* Why not? Satou: I don’t want to. Deku: But-but you're nice to Laby! And other kids! Satou: Because they don't deserve to be treated meanly, and they don't get on my last nerve...unlike a certain few. Atsushi: ...Satou-san, please tell me you aren't planning to murder some of the other students. Satou: Alright, I won't. *The boys facepalm in unison* XXX Blake: We need to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without? Val: Probably Ying. Kuro: ...Sometimes, your ruthlessness with money and Ying concerns me. Val: Oh, he'll be fine. Zhan will just sneak him back home or they'll finally elope. XXX Kaeya: Do you think I’m scary? Mirajane: Yes, of course, you’re terrifying. Kaeya: ... *looks at her with a deadpan look* Can you say it like you’re not talking to a little puppy barking at the doorbell? Mirajane: Sorry, can’t do that. XXX Idia: You have friends and I kinda envy that. Riddle: You’re welcome to share my friends, Idia. Idia: *looks at Cater and Che'nya* Idia: Yeah...no, I don’t want those. I'll take Trey, though. XXX Bayonetta: Hello, Jeanne. Made anyone cry today? Jeanne: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30. Cynthia: ...Sometimes, I really worry about you two. XXX *In the dorms main room, students are staring as Loki is desperately piling everything up in front of the doors, blocking them* Ichigo H: Um... What's going on? Nessa: *just came back from a swim in the school pool* Oh, is it that time of the year already? Blake: Eeyup. Natsu: Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that. Lumine: ...What in the heck are you talking about? Saber: *deadpan expression* Loki's family is coming to visit. Sly: I thought Loki's family was just his mom? Nessa: Nope. Lumine: ...Are you going to explain? Usagi: It's a bit too hard to explain, really. ^^; Ashylnn: You'll understand when you see it. Loki: LESS SPECULATING ON MY FAMILY, MORE HELPING ME KEEP THEM OUT! I DON'T WANT PINCHED CHEEKS! Wow, Shizuo having to be the calm one... That's rare. That is brilliant thank you Diluc. Shiro here's a plate a cookies... I make no promises that you, adam and all might are going to have a pleasant year this year. Satou I am both terrified and fascinated by you. Please don't harm any of my characters. Zhan: Valerie you honestly believe I can sneak Ying into my home... Ying, who has been caught sneaking in and out of school and to the bar more times than he has probably been arrested. Ying: Yeah he makes a point... and rude! What did I ever do to you VAL! I have made and possibly owed you so much of mine and Zhan's money. Kaeya you will always be adorable that's why I got a chibi key chain of you. HA! Idia you'll make your own friends. Try Zhan his struggles making friends. Jeanne no making people cry... unless they deserve it and if they do can harley record it? Wow... Loki if they're your family they will find a way in. Eeyup. XD Diluc is typically the only one with a braincell. XD That just makes it worse, in his mind. XD She makes no promises. XD As long as they don't annoy her or piss her off, they'll be fine. ...That said, make sure to keep Ying away from her. XD Val: I think you're underestimating the sheer antics you two can get up to when it comes to each other. Besides, that's why I included the elope option. And not possibly, you DO owe me money! Yup. XD That would be interesting. XD Jeanne will do as she pleases. XD Loki is fully aware of that, blocking the door is just meant to give him a headstart. Once it's finished, he's booking it out of there. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 16, 2022 19:13:49 GMT
Wow, Shizuo having to be the calm one... That's rare. That is brilliant thank you Diluc. Shiro here's a plate a cookies... I make no promises that you, adam and all might are going to have a pleasant year this year. Satou I am both terrified and fascinated by you. Please don't harm any of my characters. Zhan: Valerie you honestly believe I can sneak Ying into my home... Ying, who has been caught sneaking in and out of school and to the bar more times than he has probably been arrested. Ying: Yeah he makes a point... and rude! What did I ever do to you VAL! I have made and possibly owed you so much of mine and Zhan's money. Kaeya you will always be adorable that's why I got a chibi key chain of you. HA! Idia you'll make your own friends. Try Zhan his struggles making friends. Jeanne no making people cry... unless they deserve it and if they do can harley record it? Wow... Loki if they're your family they will find a way in. Eeyup. XD Diluc is typically the only one with a braincell. XD That just makes it worse, in his mind. XD She makes no promises. XD As long as they don't annoy her or piss her off, they'll be fine. ...That said, make sure to keep Ying away from her. XD Val: I think you're underestimating the sheer antics you two can get up to when it comes to each other. Besides, that's why I included the elope option. And not possibly, you DO owe me money! Yup. XD That would be interesting. XD Jeanne will do as she pleases. XD Loki is fully aware of that, blocking the door is just meant to give him a headstart. Once it's finished, he's booking it out of there. XD It’s all in the cards on how or if Ying and Satou will meet. Ying: *opens wallet and a moth immediately flys out* Yeah Val can I get another week to pay you back? Loki pay Camilo to be you! It’ll help slow your family down!
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 16, 2022 20:07:51 GMT
Eeyup. XD Diluc is typically the only one with a braincell. XD That just makes it worse, in his mind. XD She makes no promises. XD As long as they don't annoy her or piss her off, they'll be fine. ...That said, make sure to keep Ying away from her. XD Val: I think you're underestimating the sheer antics you two can get up to when it comes to each other. Besides, that's why I included the elope option. And not possibly, you DO owe me money! Yup. XD That would be interesting. XD Jeanne will do as she pleases. XD Loki is fully aware of that, blocking the door is just meant to give him a headstart. Once it's finished, he's booking it out of there. XD It’s all in the cards on how or if Ying and Satou will meet. Ying: *opens wallet and a moth immediately flys out* Yeah Val can I get another week to pay you back? Loki pay Camilo to be you! It’ll help slow your family down! Eeyup. XD Val: "Another week", he says...Ying, with the rate you lose your money, I'll be old and gray before you actually get some money to pay me! Camilo refuses, he's not getting his cheeks pinched either. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 17, 2022 7:04:22 GMT
Harley and jinx: *Enters bar sees Shizuo angrily tapping his foot*
Jinx: Are we in trouble?
Shizuo: Take a guess.
Harley: No.
Shizuo: Take another guess. __________________________________
Val: Ying you have only one job!
Ying: That is incorrect. I have 4 jobs. Working at the morgue, Protecting Laby, helping at the elementary school and being a student here.
Nessa: Only one out 4 of those jobs pay though.
Ying: Yes but if I was paid to be a student here I’d probably do a better job of it. __________________________________
Law: *opens cabinet with coffee and only finds a note*
Law: HU TAO!
Nurse Joy: What did she do?
Law: See this. *holds note that reads, “To find your coffee you must follow these clues 3 first clue, go to the shelter where orphan animals live.” *
Nurse Joy: Oh… she’s gonna make you work for this coffee.
Law: Unfortunately… __________________________________
Nessa: Alright we’re gonna help you practice coming out to your uncle.
Gwen: And sense you showed us a picture of your uncle I bought this. *bought fake mustache and goatee that looks similar to Zhan’s uncle*
Zhan: Alright. *clears throat* Uncle I’m gay.
Gwen: *trying hard not to let a joke slip*
Louis: No!
Nessa: Gwen! Don’t!
Gwen: *bursting at the seams*
Riddle: This is serious practice Gwen!
Gwen: HI GAY! I’m uncle!
Nessa: Why did we let her pretend to be the uncle again?
Louis: I genuinely don’t know… __________________________________
*adults student days*
Mira: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Kaeya: Cannibalism.
Mira: what?
Kaeya: what? Nothing!
Diluc: I’ll give you 20 bucks if they don’t get together by the time we’ve graduate.
Shizuo: Your on.
*present day*
Shizuo: Diluc you owe me 20 bucks.
Diluc: Shit! I thought you forgot! __________________________________
Val: Question how do you survive after all the stunt a you pull.
Ying: Simple the family motto: Achieve the impossible!
Mirabel: Maybe for everyone’s sake… dial that motto back like to a 2…
Ying: So your saying… I SHOULD LEARN TO FLY A PLANE!
Val: NO ONE SAID THAT!
Shiro and Zhan: *senses Ying about to make a terrible decision* PLEASE DONT DO WHAT YOUR THINKING!
Mirabel: How did you…
Ying: Achieve the impossible!
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 17, 2022 7:11:51 GMT
Harley and jinx: *Enters bar sees Shizuo angrily tapping his foot* Jinx: Are we in trouble? Shizuo: Take a guess. Harley: No. Shizuo: Take another guess. __________________________________ Val: Ying you have only one job! Ying: That is incorrect. I have 4 jobs. Working at the morgue, Protecting Laby, helping at the elementary school and being a student here. Nessa: Only one out 4 of those jobs pay though. Ying: Yes but if I was paid to be a student here I’d probably do a better job of it. __________________________________ Law: *opens cabinet with coffee and only finds a note* Law: HU TAO! Nurse Joy: What did she do? Law: See this. *holds note that reads, “To find your coffee you must follow these clues 3 first clue, go to the shelter where orphan animals live.” * Nurse Joy: Oh… she’s gonna make you work for this coffee. Law: Unfortunately… __________________________________ Nessa: Alright we’re gonna help you practice coming out to your uncle. Gwen: And sense you showed us a picture of your uncle I bought this. *bought fake mustache and goatee that looks similar to Zhan’s uncle* Zhan: Alright. *clears throat* Uncle I’m gay. Gwen: *trying hard not to let a joke slip* Louis: No! Nessa: Gwen! Don’t! Gwen: *bursting at the seams* Riddle: This is serious practice Gwen! Gwen: HI GAY! I’m uncle! Nessa: Why did we let her pretend to be the uncle again? Louis: I genuinely don’t know… __________________________________ *adults student days* Mira: *eating a cinnamon roll* Kaeya: Cannibalism. Mira: what? Kaeya: what? Nothing! Diluc: I’ll give you 20 bucks if they don’t get together by the time we’ve graduate. Shizuo: Your on. *present day* Shizuo: Diluc you owe me 20 bucks. Diluc: Shit! I thought you forgot! __________________________________ Val: Question how do you survive after all the stunt a you pull. Ying: Simple the family motto: Achieve the impossible! Mirabel: Maybe for everyone’s sake… dial that motto back like to a 2… Ying: So your saying… I SHOULD LEARN TO FLY A PLANE! Val: NO ONE SAID THAT! Shiro and Zhan: *senses Ying about to make a terrible decision* PLEASE DONT DO WHAT YOUR THINKING! Mirabel: How did you… Ying: Achieve the impossible! All of this is accurate, honestly. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 20, 2022 17:21:07 GMT
I have more ideas.
Ying: *Leans to his right side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk…
Zhan: Your drunk?
Ying: Whoops sorry. *leans to left side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk…
Louis: Really… I would have never guessed… __________________________________
Lance: Having a pet rock is all fun and games until you realize it’s immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Jim Hawkins: Please stop texting me at 3 am. __________________________________
Diluc: *looking at his list* Ok we need eggs, milk, bread, chips and can- Childe! We do not need candy!
Jean: Um… Diluc….
Diluc: Not now Jean. Ah! Here are the eggs. Where’s the cart?
Lisa: Diluc!
Diluc: What?!
Childe: *Running away screaming*
Val: *chasing after him trying to run him over while Natsu is in the cart screaming blasting fire at him as Vera and Mira are chasing after them*
Diluc: I just want one normal day… Just one… __________________________________
(Idk but I can see them becoming friends from Shiro or on of the other councilors borrowing dogs to help Ying)
James: Shiro I’ve come to bring you spa day!
Shiro: I… Don’t remember to agreeing to this.
James: Adam told me to do it. Now come come lay down you deserve to relax. I’ve helped many people relax. From Pauline to Isabelle.
*4 hours later*
James: Oh I made some terrible choices today.
Shiro: WHAT HAPPENED!?
James: Nothing… I just forgot I had blue hair dye mixed into my shampoo… so… now your white hair is light blue… tada…
Shiro: Oh don’t worry with the stress of trouble makers cause me it should be back to normal in a week.
James: Yeah… I’m not your therapist but no! You are taking the week off! The school will survive without you! __________________________________
Lelouch: What if we took away the Bro from our Bromance?…
Suzaku: then there just be mance? What’s a mance?
Lelouch: *Deep frustrated inhale*
Sly: *Face palm*
Hikaru: *Trying hard not to laugh knowing Lelouch would kill him* __________________________________
Satou: He died of natural causes.
Deku: YOU PUSHED ZUKO OFF THE ROOF!
Satou: Gravity is nature. __________________________________
Ying: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Blake: Really?
Louis: YES- *is cut off*
Val: Wait.
Ying: Sorry that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month. *Ying pulls bottle out of nowhere and drinks*
Val: There it is.
Louis: *smacks bottle out of Ying’s hand* No!
Ying: *pulls out new bottle, and Louis repeatedly smacks it out of his hand and Ying pulls out a new one, thus the cycle continued for 2 hours* __________________________________
Hu Tao: I’m the type of person who likes to think things through.
Vanitas: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire. __________________________________
Riddle: Are you sure you guys can manage protecting Laby?
Laby protection squad: Yes the kid doesn’t cause that much trouble.
Laby: Guys, I tried making pancakes in the kitchen and now everything is broken.
Laby protection squad: See? Everything is fine. __________________________________
Marinette: *walks in looking a mess*
Dot: What happened to you?
Marinette: Well I decide to attempt flying again… it didn’t go well…
Hunk: What did you do?
Callum: More of what I did… I’m so sorry… *enter holding Zim who is holding Marinette’s backpack in his mouth*
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 20, 2022 21:22:21 GMT
I have more ideas. Ying: *Leans to his right side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk… Zhan: Your drunk? Ying: Whoops sorry. *leans to left side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk… Louis: Really… I would have never guessed… __________________________________ Lance: Having a pet rock is all fun and games until you realize it’s immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die. Jim Hawkins: Please stop texting me at 3 am. __________________________________ Diluc: *looking at his list* Ok we need eggs, milk, bread, chips and can- Childe! We do not need candy! Jean: Um… Diluc…. Diluc: Not now Jean. Ah! Here are the eggs. Where’s the cart? Lisa: Diluc! Diluc: What?! Childe: *Running away screaming* Val: *chasing after him trying to run him over while Natsu is in the cart screaming blasting fire at him as Vera and Mira are chasing after them* Diluc: I just want one normal day… Just one… __________________________________ (Idk but I can see them becoming friends from Shiro or on of the other councilors borrowing dogs to help Ying) James: Shiro I’ve come to bring you spa day! Shiro: I… Don’t remember to agreeing to this. James: Adam told me to do it. Now come come lay down you deserve to relax. I’ve helped many people relax. From Pauline to Isabelle. *4 hours later* James: Oh I made some terrible choices today. Shiro: WHAT HAPPENED!? James: Nothing… I just forgot I had blue hair dye mixed into my shampoo… so… now your white hair is light blue… tada… Shiro: Oh don’t worry with the stress of trouble makers cause me it should be back to normal in a week. James: Yeah… I’m not your therapist but no! You are taking the week off! The school will survive without you! __________________________________ Lelouch: What if we took away the Bro from our Bromance?… Suzaku: then there just be mance? What’s a mance? Lelouch: *Deep frustrated inhale* Sly: *Face palm* Hikaru: *Trying hard not to laugh knowing Lelouch would kill him* __________________________________ Satou: He died of natural causes. Deku: YOU PUSHED ZUKO OFF THE ROOF! Satou: Gravity is nature. __________________________________ Ying: I’m giving up alcohol for a month. Blake: Really? Louis: YES- *is cut off* Val: Wait. Ying: Sorry that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month. *Ying pulls bottle out of nowhere and drinks* Val: There it is. Louis: *smacks bottle out of Ying’s hand* No! Ying: *pulls out new bottle, and Louis repeatedly smacks it out of his hand and Ying pulls out a new one, thus the cycle continued for 2 hours* __________________________________ Hu Tao: I’m the type of person who likes to think things through. Vanitas: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire. __________________________________ Riddle: Are you sure you guys can manage protecting Laby? Laby protection squad: Yes the kid doesn’t cause that much trouble. Laby: Guys, I tried making pancakes in the kitchen and now everything is broken. Laby protection squad: See? Everything is fine. __________________________________ Marinette: *walks in looking a mess* Dot: What happened to you? Marinette: Well I decide to attempt flying again… it didn’t go well… Hunk: What did you do? Callum: More of what I did… I’m so sorry… *enter holding Zim who is holding Marinette’s backpack in his mouth* Chaos, and more signs of this school's students lacking braincells. XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 21, 2022 1:24:29 GMT
I have more ideas. Ying: *Leans to his right side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk… Zhan: Your drunk? Ying: Whoops sorry. *leans to left side over to someone and whispers* Zhan and Louis have no idea I’m drunk… Louis: Really… I would have never guessed… __________________________________ Lance: Having a pet rock is all fun and games until you realize it’s immortal and you’ve damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die. Jim Hawkins: Please stop texting me at 3 am. __________________________________ Diluc: *looking at his list* Ok we need eggs, milk, bread, chips and can- Childe! We do not need candy! Jean: Um… Diluc…. Diluc: Not now Jean. Ah! Here are the eggs. Where’s the cart? Lisa: Diluc! Diluc: What?! Childe: *Running away screaming* Val: *chasing after him trying to run him over while Natsu is in the cart screaming blasting fire at him as Vera and Mira are chasing after them* Diluc: I just want one normal day… Just one… __________________________________ (Idk but I can see them becoming friends from Shiro or on of the other councilors borrowing dogs to help Ying) James: Shiro I’ve come to bring you spa day! Shiro: I… Don’t remember to agreeing to this. James: Adam told me to do it. Now come come lay down you deserve to relax. I’ve helped many people relax. From Pauline to Isabelle. *4 hours later* James: Oh I made some terrible choices today. Shiro: WHAT HAPPENED!? James: Nothing… I just forgot I had blue hair dye mixed into my shampoo… so… now your white hair is light blue… tada… Shiro: Oh don’t worry with the stress of trouble makers cause me it should be back to normal in a week. James: Yeah… I’m not your therapist but no! You are taking the week off! The school will survive without you! __________________________________ Lelouch: What if we took away the Bro from our Bromance?… Suzaku: then there just be mance? What’s a mance? Lelouch: *Deep frustrated inhale* Sly: *Face palm* Hikaru: *Trying hard not to laugh knowing Lelouch would kill him* __________________________________ Satou: He died of natural causes. Deku: YOU PUSHED ZUKO OFF THE ROOF! Satou: Gravity is nature. __________________________________ Ying: I’m giving up alcohol for a month. Blake: Really? Louis: YES- *is cut off* Val: Wait. Ying: Sorry that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month. *Ying pulls bottle out of nowhere and drinks* Val: There it is. Louis: *smacks bottle out of Ying’s hand* No! Ying: *pulls out new bottle, and Louis repeatedly smacks it out of his hand and Ying pulls out a new one, thus the cycle continued for 2 hours* __________________________________ Hu Tao: I’m the type of person who likes to think things through. Vanitas: Remember that time you tried to eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire. __________________________________ Riddle: Are you sure you guys can manage protecting Laby? Laby protection squad: Yes the kid doesn’t cause that much trouble. Laby: Guys, I tried making pancakes in the kitchen and now everything is broken. Laby protection squad: See? Everything is fine. __________________________________ Marinette: *walks in looking a mess* Dot: What happened to you? Marinette: Well I decide to attempt flying again… it didn’t go well… Hunk: What did you do? Callum: More of what I did… I’m so sorry… *enter holding Zim who is holding Marinette’s backpack in his mouth* Chaos, and more signs of this school's students lacking braincells. XD Oh yes the whole concept of this was chaos and lack of brain cells. And how Val is both a braincell and a lack of one at the same time.
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Post by RuneDrake on Jul 22, 2022 20:41:38 GMT
Some chaos cuz' work is boring.
Ruffnut: *hits everything with a work hammer*
Marianette: What is she doing?
TKO: Nothing harmful.
Dolores: You said to her, the hammer is the one Thor used.
TKO: Oh! So, you can hear everything I do?
Dolores: "Hmph!" Angry?
TKO: I think I have to repeat the question, you can hear EVERYTHING I do? *grins to her*
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Compton: Pacha, what you normally do when Kuzco escapes?
Pacha: Go to the casino or the most crowded bar, he likes attention. But, why you ask? *sees Kuzco in a corner* he hadn't escaped yet.
Compton: Just marking the places I am prefer you to handle. You know what happened last time.
Pacha: Oh, yeah... We hadn't paid the bathrooms within Shiro's bar sadly.
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Morbucks: I can have everything at the moment I want. If I can ask for someone to beat you up, I can pay for it.
Mandy: However, I can punch you straight to the face right now and no one had to pay me for doing so.
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Madeline: *over the edge over a balcony within the Courthouse*
Clara: Madeline! We are on a visit within the Courthouse. Get down from there.
Ying: Don't worry. I am a professional getting people down.
Mertle & Morbucks: *holding their underwear tight*
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Rigby: I obtained this potion fair and square this time. Why are you taking it from me?
Diluc: First, this potion was made to make people sleep. Second, this was made as by a student who said about the stolen item. And third...
Rigby: First, that student was a troublemaker. Second, I trade it with one of my second-handed potions I obtained for...em...reasons.
Diluc: AND THIRD!! You poured in the mug Pauline uses to drink coffee.
Rigby: And that's bad? That woman needed a rest!
Diluc: Not if she was going to have a meeting with the Council of Magic for upgrades in the Police Station. And we were so expected to know those upgrades, the only reason you are not behind bars, it's because we don't have a prison for someone your size. Reason, you are in that pet cage.
Rigby: Without a lock.
Diluc: Want to come out? Try it. I am sure all the police here is happy for what you did.
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Gru: Lightbulb! We have to ask about something.
Buzz: If it's about Terry, I had handle it already.
Syx: Oh! Don't tell me you used the machine!!
Gru: Machine? What machine?
Buzz: The one that looked as a squirt gun.
Gru: You used the Giantizor?
Membrane: *over an over-sized Terry's head while doing what a big dinosaur might do* So, this is how dinosaurs worked when they were alive. Fascinating *taking notes*
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Post by Underworld Witch on Aug 4, 2022 3:16:04 GMT
Ying: OK! I'm out of money, it's Zhan’s birthday tomorrow, and I have nothing! At this point, I'm willing to do anything for money.
Louis: Alright. 200 dollars stop drinking.
Ying:... Almost anything...
Val: Really? If you had to choose between liquor or Zhan what would you pick?
Ying: *in deep thought* I… I don't like this question...
Cater: His your boyfriend! Are you being serious right now?!
Ying: *pulls strings on hoodie to hide face and scream in frustration* __________________________________
James: Um…. Pacha…
Pacha: Yeah?
James: Is it me or do Raine and Spirit want to kill Kuzco… *Looking over to them and seeing Raine and Spirit looking at the llama very angrily as Kuzco goes on and on about what not*
Pacha: Yeah I’ll move him.
James: Good idea.. __________________________________
Nezuko: Do you think when sheep go to sleep they count themselves?
Pidge: Go to bed Nezuko… __________________________________
Isabelle: I love this school picture. We looked so happy.
Adam: That was taken before certain students attend?
Isabelle: A yes such a simpler time. That’s why we were all so happy. __________________________________
Ivy: If I stand in this corner facing this wall no one will talk to me.
Shiro: Ivy no. That’s not gonna work.
Ivy: it works better if you leave. __________________________________
Gwen: Wait… you have spider abilities too?!
Miles: YES! *sticks to ceiling*
Gwen: *Sticks to ceiling too, then they both realize they’re stuck* Oka! Your spider buddies need help! __________________________________
Doof: So tell me about yourself Shizuo.
Shizuo: My gender is anger and my pronouns are fuck off and screw you.
Jinx: Having bad boss?
Shizuo: Yes.
Harley: Did they run out of strawberry milk at the grocery store?
Shizuo:…. Yes….
Doof: All this anger over milk?… I get that. __________________________________
Pauline: *bags under her eyes* The bags under my eyes are Gucci…
Isabelle: *bags under her eyes* I got my bags from Walmart… __________________________________
Lisa: Mira how many children do you even have?
Mirajane: Biologically none. Legally one. Emotionally… 10 I gain like a new ever day though so… __________________________________
Zuko: I want to be a caterpillar.
Mirabel: Ok?… why?…
Zuko: 1.) Eat a lot. 2.) Sleep for a long time. And 3.) they wake up feeling beautiful.
Mirabel: You know they have a life span of 2 weeks. Right?
Zuko: Wooow! Another highlight… __________________________________
Riza: Okay I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.
Roy: But there is twice as many on the left!?
Riza: I know I can count.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Aug 4, 2022 6:54:52 GMT
Ying: OK! I'm out of money, it's Zhan’s birthday tomorrow, and I have nothing! At this point, I'm willing to do anything for money. Louis: Alright. 200 dollars stop drinking. Ying:... Almost anything... Val: Really? If you had to choose between liquor or Zhan what would you pick? Ying: *in deep thought* I… I don't like this question... Cater: His your boyfriend! Are you being serious right now?! Ying: *pulls strings on hoodie to hide face and scream in frustration* __________________________________ James: Um…. Pacha… Pacha: Yeah? James: Is it me or do Raine and Spirit want to kill Kuzco… *Looking over to them and seeing Raine and Spirit looking at the llama very angrily as Kuzco goes on and on about what not* Pacha: Yeah I’ll move him. James: Good idea.. __________________________________ Nezuko: Do you think when sheep go to sleep they count themselves? Pidge: Go to bed Nezuko… __________________________________ Isabelle: I love this school picture. We looked so happy. Adam: That was taken before certain students attend? Isabelle: A yes such a simpler time. That’s why we were all so happy. __________________________________ Ivy: If I stand in this corner facing this wall no one will talk to me. Shiro: Ivy no. That’s not gonna work. Ivy: it works better if you leave. __________________________________ Gwen: Wait… you have spider abilities too?! Miles: YES! *sticks to ceiling* Gwen: *Sticks to ceiling too, then they both realize they’re stuck* Oka! Your spider buddies need help! __________________________________ Doof: So tell me about yourself Shizuo. Shizuo: My gender is anger and my pronouns are fuck off and screw you. Jinx: Having bad boss? Shizuo: Yes. Harley: Did they run out of strawberry milk at the grocery store? Shizuo:…. Yes…. Doof: All this anger over milk?… I get that. __________________________________ Pauline: *bags under her eyes* The bags under my eyes are Gucci… Isabelle: *bags under her eyes* I got my bags from Walmart… __________________________________ Lisa: Mira how many children do you even have? Mirajane: Biologically none. Legally one. Emotionally… 10 I gain like a new ever day though so… __________________________________ Zuko: I want to be a caterpillar. Mirabel: Ok?… why?… Zuko: 1.) Eat a lot. 2.) Sleep for a long time. And 3.) they wake up feeling beautiful. Mirabel: You know they have a life span of 2 weeks. Right? Zuko: Wooow! Another highlight… __________________________________ Riza: Okay I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left. Roy: But there is twice as many on the left!? Riza: I know I can count. Poor Isabelle and Pauline. XD And that is honestly so true about Mirajane. XD
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Post by RuneDrake on Aug 6, 2022 6:53:28 GMT
( Something based in a game romhack from Pokemon ) Yugo: So, you are claiming you invented a machine that can turn Pokemon into hybrids? Pidge: It still a prototype however. But I've been practicing over some Pokemon recently. Yugo: Did you mess with Akko's Eevee and a wild one? Pidge: ...Well, I mixed it with a Dratini Noah has. Yugo: *stares to the fusion* Is Akko or Noah aware of this? Pidge: Hope not. But tell me, how do you think? Within MYTH. Nanako: *hugging the fusion* It is so adorable!! Yugo: ...and thus I buy it this for your birthday. =================== Noah: Oh no! Where that Dratini went? Kaiba is going to kill me. *worried* Akko: Lemmy!! Where are you!!? Pidge: How I gonna tell them Yugo offered me a lot of money for that fusion? Val: Well, I can tell them they are roaming around the academy for a small fee. Pidge: Did the machine ain't enough? Val: The machine is fine. But need it to pay for anything Ying is going to pull with this thing. =================== Rigby: Hey James... James: For the last time, you cannot use the bathroom like Kuzco. Rigby: I was going to tell you about something else, but as you are going to be such a jerk... James: Okay, okay... what is it this...? Rigby: I found this new Pokemon while goofing around. What you think? Did you think it is a shiny one? James: *confused yet after petting it he discovers it is very real* Where did you...? Rigby: First I want to speak about something precious...how about a few dollars? (Within Diluc's Office in the rabbit cage) Rigby: Partypoopers.
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