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Post by Angelthewingedcat on Jun 19, 2022 3:14:06 GMT
All of the new ones.XD Jeez, it's hard to pick a favorite.XD
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jun 19, 2022 3:59:06 GMT
All of the new ones.XD Jeez, it's hard to pick a favorite.XD Chaos upon chaos. XD
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Post by AlchemyHearts17 on Jun 19, 2022 4:39:57 GMT
Christ, there are so many good jokes here. XD I'm gonna have to search through Tumblr for incorrect quotes to use XD
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 19, 2022 5:03:39 GMT
All of the new ones.XD Jeez, it's hard to pick a favorite.XD indeed I had fun reading and writing some of these.
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Post by RuneDrake on Jun 20, 2022 18:14:35 GMT
Most of the time I am looking for old politically incorrect cartoons, like the old Sam and Max series; or another made Looney Tunes did.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 22, 2022 1:05:28 GMT
Ying: Is this it? Is today the day. Is this the day that everyone gets fed up with my fucking bullshit.
Val: or or… you can not do your… fucking bullshit.
Ying: No no it must be done. Let’s go drive them crazy.
Student Council, the school staff, black moon bar staff and the police: Gahhhh! __________________________________
Zenkichi: feast your eyes! On our fantastic forest of fucks!
Roy: As you see the fucks are plentiful, yes?
Osamu: but be not deceive these fucks are not for sale. And they are not free.
Nick w: But remember this, may it be a million or may it be one. To give a fuck, we GIVE NON!
Zenkichi, Roy, Osamu Nick W: Fuck you have a wonderful day!
Shizuo: Harley stop getting the police force drunk! __________________________________
Mirabel: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?
Vil: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Laby: Smad. __________________________________
Gwen: We should start a spider club.
Oka:… WE SHOULD START A SPIDER CLUB!
Gwen: YES! Spider club. __________________________________
Ying: Shiro, can I skip therapy today if I told you I did one good thing for dogs today?
Shiro: Really? What was that?
Ying: I freed the dogs.
Shiro: What…
Ying: you heard me.
Shiro: WHAT DO YOU MEAN FREED THEM!?
Ying: I took the dogs from the shelter and the school let them lose in the wild of the woods.
Shiro: Oooooooooooooooh James is gonna kill me later… __________________________________
Mira: YOU LYING CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!
Kaeya: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Mira: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DILUC WITH ME!
Lisa: *picking up the monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now. __________________________________
Scrooge: So… why is there a hole in the wall to your neighbor’s apartment…
Shizuo: Do you really want to know?
Beakley: Actually yes. This is the 5th time you’ve punched a hole in this spot this month.
Shizuo: I’ve been trying to watch tv as a way to relax but… so far the shows I watch I get angry and I threw things at the screen… including my fist…
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Post by RuneDrake on Jun 22, 2022 5:27:38 GMT
Chaos for delivery.
Ophelia: Hey, Eddie…can you help me with something?
Eddie R: What you…!? WHOA!!
*Ophelia with an Elk Raptor herd of three*
Opehlia: Lars gave me these herd as gift for your boss…but one escaped…can you…?
Eddie R: You said something. And those things are far to be things. Also, what’s the diet of those things Anyways?
Ophelia: Oh nothing. Just some small animals like rodents or those creatures you show me in the shelter once.
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TKO: Hey, dudes. Look what I found in the cellar of the director.
Natsu: How did you managed to…?
TKO: Oh, I managed to use some tricks to get inside without be noticed by no one.
Natsu: And what is she doing here?
Haru K.: I kept following him after he used an energy blast that hurts Tohru.
TKO: Too good KO is going to take my place shortly…he is good to take the blame…
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Rigby: Okay…let’s do this. *taking a lot of metallic circles with him* Hello! I am a famous character in town who likes to sell my precious coins *squared-copper made coins with a hard to read number on them* these are famous coins you can buy anything in town.
Swords: And you are sure these will help us trade with anything here?
Rigby: Exactly!
Archer: That’s why our money doesn’t work here then? Because we need special money!?
Rigby! Exactly x2.
Thief: That doesn’t make sense.
Cleric: Who cares if this has sense? Those citizens are hypnotized by the red dragon.
Rigby: Well, I have business to attend. If there’s nothing more to discuss.
Swords: Um yeah, why we have dress these and not our clothes and armor? *having a more street punk looking*
Rigby: Well… that’s to blend around here. As a rebel against the red dragon, You need a disguise until you find the dragon and free all this city from his power. *he picks the whole in a cardboard box using both his hands* thanks to be on service. *Once out and a bit far from them* Hehe. Fools. And now, to the Casino to sell all this for coins.
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Mole: So, let me go straight once more. You want me to create a moat here around the gates of the Academy after what those lunatics did before.
Isabelle: Yes, Mole. And if there’s trouble just advice me. *going inside the gates and going straight to the gardens*
Mole: *looking her go there but giving no importance imagining she is going elsewhere to attend other matters*
Camilo: *shapeshifting again to himself* Okay, the moat is under construction now.
Lumine: Alright then. See, This wasn’t so hard.
Bakugo: I still thinking we need lava instead water.
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*Inside the Royal Snake’s shop*
Yugo: Em… yeah, I lost a bet and I am here to find a dress to wear for some tea party…
Tomie: And why we are going to sell to you a dress in first place? You look like you hadn’t worked in your entire life. Why do we have to give you a dress just like that?
Dark Yugo: Because at least we are not a bitch who prefers to hide in a room. Also, missie you are the most repugnant thing that god had created. You are so ugly, your mom had to adopt another girl and give you to the vagabonds due your horrible face. Who would love you anyways?
Nanako: Sorry, for that! My friend is just asking for a dress for me.
Devious: Worry not. We can also give you some dress for your boyfriend here. To be honest, it is the first time someone tells Tomie is ugly. Just look at her, that face with wrinkles, that eyes with disgusting lashes, that horrible hair style, makes me feel sick.
Tomie: Who side are you!?
Devious: The side who knows you more ugly than him. *points to a random inside the shop*
DK West: No cool, bro.
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 28, 2022 15:12:14 GMT
Ying: If the human body doesn’t get water it will die! *ying holds up bottle of tequila*
Louis: Ying I hate to break it to you but that’s not water!
Ying: Yes but it’s a liquid so it counts! *starts chugging* __________________________________
Lelouch: You know every time I see you three hanging out and I just think. “At least there one brain among them.”
Hikaru: I… wait…
Kaoru: Did he just call us stupid…
Suzaku: I think he insulted two of us and complimented one… __________________________________
Jinx: IM TIRED OF TALKING! Let’s fight!
Caitlyn: You haven’t done any talking.
Jinx: SO?! I don’t care I want to fight!
Vi: Powder you know your being interrogated right now, right? You can’t really make any demands.
Caitlyn: Plus your failure to win a fight it what got you here in the first place.
Jinx: EXACTLY! Let me try again and I’ll be ready this time! __________________________________
Edward: WHAT ARE YOU FIVE!?
Zuko: Five heads taller then you.
Edward: *death glare*
Zuko: *realizing the threat* I’m sorry please don’t kill me. __________________________________
Vera: *Calls Ying* Ying did you convince my sister to get all these golden retrievers because they retrieve gold.
Ying: WHAT?! Why you would suggest I do such a thing.
Vera: Well it sounds like something you would do… sense your broke.
Ying: Well clearly you don’t know me well enough. The only thing I want to do with dogs is put them in a car and push that car off a cliff!
Vera: I can see your therapy sessions are going well…. __________________________________
Pauline and Isabelle: I am striving to keep piece in my work place and not let anything go insane.
Every troublemaker in town: We’re about to end these women’s whole career. __________________________________
Shizuo: Any news?
Law: I’m just waiting for your x-ray
Shizuo: But I never dated anyone named Ray.
Law: and we might need to do a brain scan. __________________________________
Cobra: What are your names?
Childe: don’t tell him Ace.
Cobra: So your Ace.
Ace: Good job Childe!
Cobra: And your childe, great. __________________________________
Marinette: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?
Satou: I may have aggressively poked someone… with a knife…
Marinette: YOU STABBED SOMEONE!
Satou: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jun 29, 2022 2:35:25 GMT
Ying: If the human body doesn’t get water it will die! *ying holds up bottle of tequila* Louis: Ying I hate to break it to you but that’s not water! Ying: Yes but it’s a liquid so it counts! *starts chugging* __________________________________ Lelouch: You know every time I see you three hanging out and I just think. “At least there one brain among them.” Hikaru: I… wait… Kaoru: Did he just call us stupid… Suzaku: I think he insulted two of us and complimented one… __________________________________ Jinx: IM TIRED OF TALKING! Let’s fight! Caitlyn: You haven’t done any talking. Jinx: SO?! I don’t care I want to fight! Vi: Powder you know your being interrogated right now, right? You can’t really make any demands. Caitlyn: Plus your failure to win a fight it what got you here in the first place. Jinx: EXACTLY! Let me try again and I’ll be ready this time! __________________________________ Edward: WHAT ARE YOU FIVE!? Zuko: Five heads taller then you. Edward: *death glare* Zuko: *realizing the threat* I’m sorry please don’t kill me. __________________________________ Vera: *Calls Ying* Ying did you convince my sister to get all these golden retrievers because they retrieve gold. Ying: WHAT?! Why you would suggest I do such a thing. Vera: Well it sounds like something you would do… sense your broke. Ying: Well clearly you don’t know me well enough. The only thing I want to do with dogs is put them in a car and push that car off a cliff! Vera: I can see your therapy sessions are going well…. __________________________________ Pauline and Isabelle: I am striving to keep piece in my work place and not let anything go insane. Every troublemaker in town: We’re about to end these women’s whole career. __________________________________ Shizuo: Any news? Law: I’m just waiting for your x-ray Shizuo: But I never dated anyone named Ray. Law: and we might need to do a brain scan. __________________________________ Cobra: What are your names? Childe: don’t tell him Ace. Cobra: So your Ace. Ace: Good job Childe! Cobra: And your childe, great. __________________________________ Marinette: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!? Satou: I may have aggressively poked someone… with a knife… Marinette: YOU STABBED SOMEONE! Satou: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife. Chaos. XD And Ying...TEQUILA DOES NOT HELP YOU KEEP HYDRATED!
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 29, 2022 16:21:02 GMT
Ying: If the human body doesn’t get water it will die! *ying holds up bottle of tequila* Louis: Ying I hate to break it to you but that’s not water! Ying: Yes but it’s a liquid so it counts! *starts chugging* __________________________________ Lelouch: You know every time I see you three hanging out and I just think. “At least there one brain among them.” Hikaru: I… wait… Kaoru: Did he just call us stupid… Suzaku: I think he insulted two of us and complimented one… __________________________________ Jinx: IM TIRED OF TALKING! Let’s fight! Caitlyn: You haven’t done any talking. Jinx: SO?! I don’t care I want to fight! Vi: Powder you know your being interrogated right now, right? You can’t really make any demands. Caitlyn: Plus your failure to win a fight it what got you here in the first place. Jinx: EXACTLY! Let me try again and I’ll be ready this time! __________________________________ Edward: WHAT ARE YOU FIVE!? Zuko: Five heads taller then you. Edward: *death glare* Zuko: *realizing the threat* I’m sorry please don’t kill me. __________________________________ Vera: *Calls Ying* Ying did you convince my sister to get all these golden retrievers because they retrieve gold. Ying: WHAT?! Why you would suggest I do such a thing. Vera: Well it sounds like something you would do… sense your broke. Ying: Well clearly you don’t know me well enough. The only thing I want to do with dogs is put them in a car and push that car off a cliff! Vera: I can see your therapy sessions are going well…. __________________________________ Pauline and Isabelle: I am striving to keep piece in my work place and not let anything go insane. Every troublemaker in town: We’re about to end these women’s whole career. __________________________________ Shizuo: Any news? Law: I’m just waiting for your x-ray Shizuo: But I never dated anyone named Ray. Law: and we might need to do a brain scan. __________________________________ Cobra: What are your names? Childe: don’t tell him Ace. Cobra: So your Ace. Ace: Good job Childe! Cobra: And your childe, great. __________________________________ Marinette: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!? Satou: I may have aggressively poked someone… with a knife… Marinette: YOU STABBED SOMEONE! Satou: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife. Chaos. XD And Ying...TEQUILA DOES NOT HELP YOU KEEP HYDRATED! chaos never ends Ying: But tequlia good… Something so good wouldn’t be bad, no?
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jun 29, 2022 21:05:56 GMT
I decided to celebrate my return home with some chaos. :3 XXX *Exploring the graveyard or somewhere else extremely likely to be haunted* Ace T: Something about this place gives me the creeps. Bakugou: Are you sure that's not just pinkie over here? Satou: *has a sinister-looking smile* Ace T: Ace T: ...It might be. XXX Nessa: Dang, the power went out. Val: I got this. [She violently shakes Ying and he lights up] Nessa: How- Val: He swallowed a flashlight. Nessa: WHY DID YING SWALLOW A FLASHLIGHT?! AND HOW DID ZHAN NOT STOP HIM!? XXX Fuuko: Listen, everybody has a toxic trait. Except Darling, she’s perfect. Darling: Wrong. My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a bear. Jim Hawkins: ...I mean, if anyone can do that, Darling probably could. XXX Shirayuki: I will buy pizza for whoever can get Law to go to sleep Hu Tao: [holds up a frying pan] Where is he? Nurse Joy: That's not the why she meant, sweetie. ^^; Hu Tao: It'll still work. XXX Deku: *looks up from studiying as Satou walks into the dorm room* Oh, Satou, you're back! How'd the therapy appointment go? Satou: I don’t think a therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are. Deku: ...What. ; Satou: I believe everything went well, overall, though he made a lot of notes....a lot. xxx Nick: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody. Antarc: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God. Alex (TS): …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons? XXX (I got to thinking about a pairing. :3) *During the visit of Hu Tao's family* Ningguang: *is watching something out of the corner of her eye, gently flapping a folding fan* Hmmm... Zhongli: Ah, I know that. That's your "is that an worthy investment* hmm. What caught your eye, dear? Nigguang: No, nothing quite like an investment, persay... Tell me, husband, what do you think of adding another to the fold? *gestures to where she's looking* *Zhongli looks over and sees Beidou chatting and talking with some people* Zhongli: Ah...by adding another, do you mean...? Ningguang: *smiles smugly* I do believe our sweet little children would enjoy having another mother, don't you agree? Zhongli: Only if she's willing. *Beidou looks over and blinks at the couple before smiling flirtatiously, and waving* Ningguang: I think she is. (Hu Tao might get a pirate mom. X3)
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 29, 2022 21:53:37 GMT
I decided to celebrate my return home with some chaos. :3 XXX *Exploring the graveyard or somewhere else extremely likely to be haunted* Ace T: Something about this place gives me the creeps. Bakugou: Are you sure that's not just pinkie over here? Satou: *has a sinister-looking smile* Ace T: Ace T: ...It might be. XXX Nessa: Dang, the power went out. Val: I got this. [She violently shakes Ying and he lights up] Nessa: How- Val: He swallowed a flashlight. Nessa: WHY DID YING SWALLOW A FLASHLIGHT?! AND HOW DID ZHAN NOT STOP HIM!? XXX Fuuko: Listen, everybody has a toxic trait. Except Darling, she’s perfect. Darling: Wrong. My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a bear. Jim Hawkins: ...I mean, if anyone can do that, Darling probably could. XXX Shirayuki: I will buy pizza for whoever can get Law to go to sleep Hu Tao: [holds up a frying pan] Where is he? Nurse Joy: That's not the why she meant, sweetie. ^^; Hu Tao: It'll still work. XXX Deku: *looks up from studiying as Satou walks into the dorm room* Oh, Satou, you're back! How'd the therapy appointment go? Satou: I don’t think a therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are. Deku: ...What. ; Satou: I believe everything went well, overall, though he made a lot of notes....a lot. xxx Nick: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody. Antarc: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God. Alex (TS): …How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons? XXX (I got to thinking about a pairing. :3) *During the visit of Hu Tao's family* Ningguang: *is watching something out of the corner of her eye, gently flapping a folding fan* Hmmm... Zhongli: Ah, I know that. That's your "is that an worthy investment* hmm. What caught your eye, dear? Nigguang: No, nothing quite like an investment, persay... Tell me, husband, what do you think of adding another to the fold? *gestures to where she's looking* *Zhongli looks over and sees Beidou chatting and talking with some people* Zhongli: Ah...by adding another, do you mean...? Ningguang: *smiles smugly* I do believe our sweet little children would enjoy having another mother, don't you agree? Zhongli: Only if she's willing. *Beidou looks over and blinks at the couple before smiling flirtatiously, and waving* Ningguang: I think she is. (Hu Tao might get a pirate mom. X3) Hu Tao deserves a pirate mom. Also... Ying: It was a dare ok! we found an experimental edible gummy flashlight in the kitchen and Childe dared me to eat it and Zhan got there too late. End of discussion! But yeah I won so yeah....
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Post by Underworld Witch on Jul 7, 2022 0:38:29 GMT
Ying: Well you know what they say about lemons.
Laby: What do they say?…
Nessa: When life gives your lemons-
Ying: You toss them out a window and hope your problems go away! *tosses bowl of lemons out the window* Go away problems!
Legoshi: OW! I better move from this spot.
Ying: IT WORKED!
Nessa: I’m calling Zhan… __________________________________
(This is based off a video i legit found on FB)
Al: Hey Zhan! I found this video and I think you’ll like.
Zhan: What is it this nonsense your- *Sees the video of a bunny jumping show, he just watches eye widen in excitement and with extreme intensity and focus*
*three hours later*
Saber: Zhan… Zhan… Zhan… YOUVE BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO FOR 3 HOURS ON LOOP! Al you put him in a trance!
Al: I DIDNT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
Campanella: Ok adding this his short list of weaknesses…
Edward: Ying… and rabbits… __________________________________
Harley: Do I think the three of us becoming the best prankster team in all the land is a good idea.
Hu Tao: YES!
Jinx: TOTALLY!
Pauline: NO! Please no!
Law: I didn’t consent to this!
Roy: No sane person thinks that’s good idea!
Harley: Great! Glad everyone’s on bored! Let’s go ride off into the sunset with giant raccoons!
Hu Tao: YES! __________________________________
Val: Ok… Name three common objects to throw at someone!
Satou: A knife!
Bakugou: Your opinions!
Keith: Fire!
Val: Wow! Those are terrible non of you win anything!
Bakugou: Wait we were suppose to win something?… __________________________________
Hu Tao: Law, it’s really muggy out today!
Law: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m not speaking to you for a month.
Hu Tao: *sips tea from a bowl* __________________________________
Hikaru: The floor is Lava!
Suzaku: *helps Akko onto counter*
Lelouch: *Kick Kaoru off the couch*
Hikaru: KAORU! NOOOOO!
Suzaku: Lelouch!
Akko: How could you!
Kaoru: REMEMBER ME!
Lelouch: There wasn’t enough room. So he had to go.
Gaara: *lays on the ground*
Sly: Um… Gaara? Are you ok?…
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Post by RuneDrake on Jul 13, 2022 23:42:51 GMT
Chaos in delivery.
Rigby: So... (putting the stuff of Swordsman and his crew over the desk)...how many much for this?
Shi Luong: Have you realize what would happen if they find out you take their stuff?
Rigby: That's the funny part. They gave it to me after telling them about live a good life.
Xavier: What did you tell them?
Rigby: Why you have to ask all the time!? I obtained them fair and square.
Shi Luong: ...Right.
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Isabelle: (working on her things until heard a knock) Come inside.
Asriel: Em...Principal... Want to see me?
Isabelle: Oh yeah, Asriel. We have to tell you to stop breaking the fourth wall. We don't have the enough taxes to repair it. And I assume the ones writing our actions are not as rich like us here. So, stop breaking it and we are going to be good.
Asriel: Okay... Em, Ori...can you change the channel?
Ori: (still with the cardboard box TV Screen where Asriel and Isabelle are inside the screen)
Isabelle: ASRIEL!! NO!!
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Within Zhan Ying cliff lake.
Yugo: Okay, this lake looks amazing for some swimming contest or to relax after looking around the place for any clues that might we encounter.
Karma: Might if I boil it to make the waters warmer for some?
Floyd: Oh, no!! I am not going to be served in a fresh dish if the waters boil.
Ruffnut: Worry now, you'll taste as bad as the actual snakeels that used to roam the waters around where I live. And those things are always invaders in our fishing nets.
Nanako: Stop now! (with a small cop hat over her head) You'll stop right now.
Natsu: Oh, no!! It's the police!! (he screamed and hide inside the cabin next the lake)
TKO: Yugo. Tame your girlfriend. We are trying to have a moment of peace to have Miss Mini Police here.
Yugo: She is not my girlfriend. She is just someone I like as friend.
Nanako: Exactly! I am his girlfriend not his friend.
Karma, TKO, Floyd: OOOHHH!!
Yugo: (Blushing red) Stop thinking that!!
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Sly: YING!!!
Ying: If it's about the fleas that I painted black, it was the idea of Ruffnut.
Sly: Wha...No...I mean... DID YOU SHOWED SOMETHING DIRTY TO TSUBOMI!!?
Ying: Of course not. After the last beating of your cane I understood she wanted to see animal movies instead my...time with Zhan.
Sly: SO, IT WAS YOU!!
Ying: Hey! Did I do wrong in show that Stag Reel show?
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Dojima: Okay, so here's the plan. We are going to see what those snakes business is so high demanded.
Shirou: Even though they're on a suspicious money gathering that will no doubt bring so many questions with no end, it's makes me proud to see they are good by making their shop is growing without making too many chaos around.
Tomie: So...Is it going to be blue color or yellow?
Dojima/Shirou: Blue!
(Back into station)
Diluc: So...you failed and also buy them. But, at least you have fancy clothes to wear when Roy shout at both of you...
Roy: (Appearing as wearing a king-features gown as well) Blue?
Dojima/Shirou: Blue...
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Jinx: Hey Sam...where is the flamethrower you used it?
Sam: It is in the closet.
Jinx: Can you get inside and bring it?
Sam: I am not getting inside that closet. Not after I've accomplished with Max.
Jinx: Just tell me the poor weapon didn't turn into the godfather.
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Phoenix: Witness, may you can tell us why you put a bucket of nails over the Swordsman?
Harley: Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are MY forte.
Phoenix: Can you at least, tell us why?
Harley: He told me to make some money for the dragon hunting yada yada stuff, and I just told him "I'm about ready to wring your scrawny trash-eating neck stop messing with the people here or I'll make you lick my germ-encrusted palms", and I grabbed the first thing I has under my reach.
Phoenix: And that was the bucket of nails, right?
Harley: I was thinking about stuffing a lightbulb down his throat, but when I was grabbing it something fell over him.
Lumpy: Oh, sorry. That was me! I thought that bucket was filled with water...
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Post by Darkdarling98 on Jul 15, 2022 21:08:41 GMT
A little sneak peak to some chaos I'm working on. :3
XXX
Vera: When crows remember those who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “cool,” but when I do it, I’m “petty” and I “need to move on.” What kind of double standard-
Shizuo: *sweatdropping* I'm guessing we have more tourists in town.
XXX
Kaeya: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Hughes: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
Cloud: A realist sees a freight train.
Diluc: The train driver sees three idiots on the train tracks.
Loid: *nods in agreement with Diluc*
XXX
Shiro: *about the troublemaking students* Somebody please tell the gods that I am not one of their strongest soldiers, and if they keep giving me these battles, I will be seeing them very soon...and throttling them for doing this to me.
Adam: ...Okay, Shiro, I think it's time for a break. Take a few days off.
All Might: Go out of town, travel around for a bit.
XXX
Deku: Be nice.
Satou: I can’t.
Hiccup: *clearly dreading the answer* Why not?
Satou: I don’t want to.
Deku: But-but you're nice to Laby! And other kids!
Satou: Because they don't deserve to be treated meanly, and they don't get on my last nerve...unlike a certain few.
Atsushi: ...Satou-san, please tell me you aren't planning to murder some of the other students.
Satou: Alright, I won't.
*The boys facepalm in unison*
XXX
Blake: We need to cut down on our expenses. What can we live without?
Val: Probably Ying.
Kuro: ...Sometimes, your ruthlessness with money and Ying concerns me.
Val: Oh, he'll be fine. Zhan will just sneak him back home or they'll finally elope.
XXX
Kaeya: Do you think I’m scary?
Mirajane: Yes, of course, you’re terrifying.
Kaeya: ... *looks at her with a deadpan look* Can you say it like you’re not talking to a little puppy barking at the doorbell?
Mirajane: Sorry, can’t do that.
XXX
Idia: You have friends and I kinda envy that.
Riddle: You’re welcome to share my friends, Idia.
Idia: *looks at Cater and Che'nya*
Idia: Yeah...no, I don’t want those. I'll take Trey, though.
XXX
Bayonetta: Hello, Jeanne. Made anyone cry today?
Jeanne: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Cynthia: ...Sometimes, I really worry about you two.
XXX
*In the dorms main room, students are staring as Loki is desperately piling everything up in front of the doors, blocking them*
Ichigo H: Um... What's going on?
Nessa: *just came back from a swim in the school pool* Oh, is it that time of the year already?
Blake: Eeyup.
Natsu: Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that.
Lumine: ...What in the heck are you talking about?
Saber: *deadpan expression* Loki's family is coming to visit.
Sly: I thought Loki's family was just his mom?
Nessa: Nope.
Lumine: ...Are you going to explain?
Usagi: It's a bit too hard to explain, really. ^^;
Ashylnn: You'll understand when you see it.
Loki: LESS SPECULATING ON MY FAMILY, MORE HELPING ME KEEP THEM OUT! I DON'T WANT PINCHED CHEEKS!
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