Post by Underworld Witch on Jun 5, 2022 2:59:20 GMT
It's been a while since I added to this, so... Have some more DD chaos. XD
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Shang: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Chien-Po: *gasps*
Ling: Oh my god, you have Yao. That's OUR partner!
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Ogun: Why did you kidnap Lio!?!?!
Iris: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Vulcan: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Ogun: Yeah, to get Galo and Lio to realize they're pretty much pining for each other! NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
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*Talking about some random chaotic even that happened*
Hu Tao: I don’t remember that.
Lynne: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Hu Tao: ...No.
Carmine: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild Pokemon for two miles?
Hu Tao: Not especially, no.
Whilheim: It was in between those two things.
Hu Tao: ...Oh, now I remember!
Eri: *has several sweatdrops and looks concerned*
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Sly: So, Kuro, why exactly do you sleep so much?
Kuro: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Trey: *raises an eyebrow* How so?
Kuro: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours or more.
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Minto: I wasn’t that drunk.
Zakura: You colored my, and everyone's else, faces with a highlighter because you said we were important.
Minto: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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*When different married couples go out drinking together*
Genos: Why is Tohru K crying on the floor?
Saitama: She's drunk.
Genos: And?
Saitama: She saw a picture of Haru K's wife.
Genos: ...But she's Haru K's Wife.
Saitama: I know.
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Jinx, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Osamu: You did WHAT–
Harley: William Snakepeare.
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Gru: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Clint: Syx is 70% of your impulse control and you know this, Gru.
Syx: I feel like Gru is the more responsible one of us two though.
Gru: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Syx: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Sasha: ...Honestly, that is a rather fitting description.
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*After a long, busy day of work and finishing up cleaning the apartment so they can sleep*
Sam, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Sam: *stops and blinks* Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Clover: It was you the fuck.
Sam: It was I the fuck…
Alex: *confused* Who cooks rice in a pan?
Clover: Her the fuck. *snickers tiredly*
Sam: ...Oh my god, we're too tired for this.
I... I sorta approve the method.
Kuro requires a lot of sleep. That is the only solution to his struggles.
Minto who got you drunk? *Looks to Harley*
NO ONE IN THIS TOWN HAS THAT MUCH IMPULSE CONTROL! Except Isabelle.
Oh... Sam... Please get to sleep.